FEC post
Let's hear your gluttonous stories.
I saw something this morning that made me think of the FEC. There is a local steakhouse that has a breakfast buffet, only on Sat and Sun. They also make omelettes there in front of you. You chose the ingredients, put them in a small bowl they provide and they make it for you. This is the only reason I go there sometimes, most go there for the all you can eat buffet, not a buffet person myself.
I get up to the omelette station, after ordering my coffee. Pick out my ingredients, japs, bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, black olives and pico. By the time it is finished, I get back to my booth to see someone else had been seated next booth over. They are not sitting there but 4 plates already were sitting there. One plate piled high with bacon, probably about 2 lbs worth. Another plate with just scrambled eggs, again full, likely 12- 16 eggs. Third plate piled with sausage patties and links. Fourth plate piled with hashbrowns. I am expected Shamu to sit there, instead it is a guy smaller than me(I am 6'0", 225). He has two more plates in his hands, a plate filled with what looks like 3 biscuits and gravy, the other was filled with cherry tomatoes. Dude sits down and in the time it took me to eat my omelette, he has already destroyed 5 of the 6 plates of food. Of course, I ate slower, making sure not to look up and ruin my appetite watching him devour. Fellow FEC member, BTW, was wearing his Bama hoodie.
OK, now for a much simpler story from my younger days, when I could eat much more, with a much smaller belly. I once finished a 64 OZ, dinner plate sized burger at one of those, finish it and get it for half price plus your polaroid on the wall, joints.