Every time Gary Daniels says āKick sixā take a sip of wine.
Every time Gary Daniels says something idiotic, take a swig of beer.
When Gary tells a little story, unrelated to the current game or even the current season, about what a player likes or something a player did once upon a time, hold a beer in each hand and take a slow drink from each. This not only prevents throwing things at the screen but also distracts the drinker to prevent nausea.
When Gary says, āMost of the time in this situation, Bama runs ___ā take a swallow of tequila.
If Gary mispronounces a name, take a sip of your wifeās wine cooler.
If Gary says anything about Johnson being a Heisman caliber quarterback (yeah, we know, thatās why itās funny), drink nothing else. Youāll want to be sober for the remainder of the game because Gary has finally flipped and gone off the deep end.
If Gary says, āThat will be a penalty next time; theyāre warning him this time,ā drink as much as you can of the highest proof alcoholic beverage you have in your possession. This game canāt be good for your health anyway. Whatās the use?
If Gary seems giddy, drink a shot of whiskey every five minutes until he calms down. His continued exuberance is evidence of Bama struggles, so keep drinking to make certain youāll be blitzed by the end of the game just in case.
If you are still conscious and Gary says āWhat a great gameā chug liquor as fast as you can.
Every time Gary Daniels says something idiotic, take a swig of beer.
When Gary tells a little story, unrelated to the current game or even the current season, about what a player likes or something a player did once upon a time, hold a beer in each hand and take a slow drink from each. This not only prevents throwing things at the screen but also distracts the drinker to prevent nausea.
When Gary says, āMost of the time in this situation, Bama runs ___ā take a swallow of tequila.
If Gary mispronounces a name, take a sip of your wifeās wine cooler.
If Gary says anything about Johnson being a Heisman caliber quarterback (yeah, we know, thatās why itās funny), drink nothing else. Youāll want to be sober for the remainder of the game because Gary has finally flipped and gone off the deep end.
If Gary says, āThat will be a penalty next time; theyāre warning him this time,ā drink as much as you can of the highest proof alcoholic beverage you have in your possession. This game canāt be good for your health anyway. Whatās the use?
If Gary seems giddy, drink a shot of whiskey every five minutes until he calms down. His continued exuberance is evidence of Bama struggles, so keep drinking to make certain youāll be blitzed by the end of the game just in case.
If you are still conscious and Gary says āWhat a great gameā chug liquor as fast as you can.
