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BamaGradinTN

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...From what I've read, Miles's contract says he has to be paid the highest salary in the conference by $1,000.

So, here's what happens. Notre Dame fires The Other Fat Man. They load up a Brinks truck and drive it to Tuscaloosa. They sit down across from Mal Moore and they push all their chips into the middle of the table. They offer Saban $5,000,000 to go to Notre Dame.

Our football revenue is up $10,000,000 since Saban was hired. Our general university donations are also up another $10,000,000. And after the worst beatdown of Alabama Poly in 46 years, Mal knows that if he doesn't call Touchdown Jesus's bluff, he doesn't live to see us beat Florida on Saturday.

So what does he do? He pays Saban $5,000,000.

So...here's where it gest REALLY funny...if you are the LSU admin, what do you do? Pay that clown they call a football coach $5,001,000, or fire him?

An equally possible and perhaps more likely scenario is if ND makes a run at Urban Meyer. LSU faces the same decision.
 
BamaGradinTN said:
...From what I've read, Miles's contract says he has to be paid the highest salary in the conference by $1,000.

So, here's what happens. Notre Dame fires The Other Fat Man. They load up a Brinks truck and drive it to Tuscaloosa. They sit down across from Mal Moore and they push all their chips into the middle of the table. They offer Saban $5,000,000 to go to Notre Dame.

Our football revenue is up $10,000,000 since Saban was hired. Our general university donations are also up another $10,000,000. And after the worst beatdown of Alabama Poly in 46 years, Mal knows that if he doesn't call Touchdown Jesus's bluff, he doesn't live to see us beat Florida on Saturday.

So what does he do? He pays Saban $5,000,000.

So...here's where it gest REALLY funny...if you are the LSU admin, what do you do? Pay that clown they call a football coach $5,001,000, or fire him?

An equally possible and perhaps more likely scenario is if ND makes a run at Urban Meyer. LSU faces the same decision.

The Urban Myth done said ND was a dream job for him so maybe he'll leave before the SECCG!
 
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