Hi Sandra, it's Altie. You and I are pretty tight on this board and always have been. Just the other day I was thinking about how much you mean to this board, Sandra, and how valuable a poster you are to both I and everyone here.
But, back to me. If there was ever anyone here that I really, really, really trusted and admired, it was you Sandra. You with those things that you always talk about. Those things that you are always saying. You know what I am saying. I know what I am saying. Everyone knows what I am saying.
So, Sandra, in light of our decades and decades long friendship on this board and all of that kind of stuff that I am talking about, you know what I am talking about, I am going to ask you for a favor.
I need you to buy my little midget cousin a 'Bama shirt, Sandra. She is only 2'1" and only has one leg and she is relying on me to get her a 'Bama shirt signed by all the 'Bama players. It is her dream; her only dream in this old world to have a shirt like that.
Now, even though she is only 2'1" tall, the shirt that you buy for her needs to be an XL, Sandra. Don't ask why; she just loves big shirts. I don't even know why.
Take that shirt and you get everyone on that plane to sign it and tell them it is for a little midget girl with one leg.
Have them sign it, "To Altie". That is her name. I know, I know, it is weird that she has the same name that I have; I have never understood it either.
Anyway, if you just do this one thing for this poor child. I will pick the shirt up at some later date and give it to her for you, Sandra, and reimburse you for the price of the garment.
Thank you so much,
Altie