BAMANEWSBOT
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1. Alabama
The people's champ. In the way that Mao Zedong was the people's champ: by oppressing the people at every turn and beating down on the necks of serfdom like the hateful rays of a blazing sun.
You miss the obvious. Nick Saban got the students to stay in the stadium first, and then will get the state to congregate in Tuscaloosa, all before forcing the masses to the giant practice field he has made of the state, which he will turn into a football-agrarian utopia where The Process rules everything and all are subject to ruthless film evaluation.
This seems only slightly less ridiculous than Alabama being as good as they are, and doing it for as long as they have, and with such disgusting ease. There are not even emotions after a 45-10 victory over Tennessee. They are less a football team, again, and more of a harsh term of reality. If you don't respect them, you do not respect gravity, death, fear, or the inevitable crushing need to poop you will experience during a run while at the point furthest from the nearest bathroom. Evaluating them is to understand why you will eventually thank Big Brother for the boot to the face: at one point, you either worship the thing you cannot kill, or flee into the arms of death or the Big 12.
(You might want to look into the ACC, actually, Tennessee. Whatever the SEC East has, it's not responding to antibiotics.)
1. Alabama
2. Florida State
3. Oregon
4. Baylor
5. Ohio State
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The people's champ. In the way that Mao Zedong was the people's champ: by oppressing the people at every turn and beating down on the necks of serfdom like the hateful rays of a blazing sun.
You miss the obvious. Nick Saban got the students to stay in the stadium first, and then will get the state to congregate in Tuscaloosa, all before forcing the masses to the giant practice field he has made of the state, which he will turn into a football-agrarian utopia where The Process rules everything and all are subject to ruthless film evaluation.
This seems only slightly less ridiculous than Alabama being as good as they are, and doing it for as long as they have, and with such disgusting ease. There are not even emotions after a 45-10 victory over Tennessee. They are less a football team, again, and more of a harsh term of reality. If you don't respect them, you do not respect gravity, death, fear, or the inevitable crushing need to poop you will experience during a run while at the point furthest from the nearest bathroom. Evaluating them is to understand why you will eventually thank Big Brother for the boot to the face: at one point, you either worship the thing you cannot kill, or flee into the arms of death or the Big 12.
(You might want to look into the ACC, actually, Tennessee. Whatever the SEC East has, it's not responding to antibiotics.)
1. Alabama
2. Florida State
3. Oregon
4. Baylor
5. Ohio State
READ MORE HERE...
