Drunk Uncle Verne...kills me.

[planomateo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I'll punch Gary in the dick as hard as I can if the Spurs don't pull this off.</p>&mdash; Drunk Uncle Verne (@VerneLundquist_) <a href="https://twitter.com/VerneLundquist_/statuses/347201206772445187">June 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[planomateo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I'm drunk enough to bet on Auburn Football right now. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Finals&amp;src=hash">#Finals</a></p>&mdash; Drunk Uncle Verne (@VerneLundquist_) <a href="https://twitter.com/VerneLundquist_/statuses/347203088052011011">June 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[rammerjammer]

My favorite was a few weeks ago for the Bama game. Said he was tailgating with Tyler Bray and was going to attempt to retain his butt-chugging championship title.