🏈 Describing each SEC school with one word

[PhillyGirl]

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2014/8/22/6056747/describe-the-sec-schools-in-one-word

Totally stealing this from ESPN but adding a bit of atroll twist. Yesterday, ESPN listed how each SEC coach would describe their team in one word. While some were creative, apparently there are still things left on this planet that Mark Richt hasn't lost control of...

So I figured, for shits and giggles, I'd compiled my own list of how I'd describe each school and asked Slice to do the same.


Bammer-

1. Alabama: Entitled
2. Arkansas: Dinner
3. Auburn: Charmin
4. Florida: Jorts
5. Georgia: Jail
6. Kentucky: Basketball
7. LSU: Butthurt
8. Mississippi State: Pet
9. Missouri: Yankee
10. Ole Miss: Oldfangled
11. South Carolina: Troll
12. Tennessee: Throw-up
13. Texas A&M: Homoerotic
14. Vanderbilt: σπασίκλα (Let me Google that for you)

Slice-

1. Georgia - Tolerable
2. Kentucky - Doormat
3. Missouri - Plummeting
4. Vanderbilt - Punchline
5. South Carolina - Dangerous
6. Tennessee - Has-been
7. Auburn - Nauseating
8. Arkansas - Forgettable
9. LSU - Physical
10. Ole Miss - Average
11. Texas A&M - Nouveau
12. Alabama - Champion
13. Mississippi State - Nondescript
14. Florida - Underrated

So, what word would you use to describe each SEC school?

 

[RollllTide!]

1. Alabama: Pointer
2. Arkansas: shoeless
3. Auburn: barnyard
4. Florida: gayturds
5. Georgia: bull$hit (dogless)
6. Kentucky: Bourbon
7. LSU: lushes
8. Mississippi State: stark
9. Missouri: tigertwo
10. Ole Miss: blackbearly
11. South Carolina: cockfest
12. Tennessee: orangeslushy
13. Texas A&M: lubys
14. Vanderbilt: 4.00

 

[JoshB]

1. Alabama: Elite
2. Arkansas: Hillbillies
3. Auburn: #GoatHumpers
4. Florida: Annoying
5. Georgia: Choke
6. Kentucky: LOL
7. LSU: Corndogs
8. Mississippi State: Never
9. Missouri: Basement
10. Ole Miss: Underwhelming
11. South Carolina: Dickheads
12. Tennessee: Vomit
13. Texas A&M: Manziel-less
14. Vanderbilt: Geeks

 

[PhillyGirl]

1. Alabama: Ready
2. Arkansas: Delusional
3. Auburn: Snide
4. Florida: Tiresome
5. Georgia: Neutered
6. Kentucky: Basement
7. LSU: Drunk
8. Mississippi State: Nope
9. Missouri: Who?
10. Ole Miss: Tailgate
11. South Carolina: Optimistic
12. Tennessee: Puke
13. Texas A&M: Annoying
14. Vanderbilt: Trying

 

[XXL TideFan]

1. Bama - King
2. Rest SEC - wannabe

 

[BigAl]

1. Bama - King
2. Rest SEC - wannabe

I'll second that motion Sir.

 

[red55]

1. Alabama: Delusional
2. Arkansas: Delusional
3. Auburn: Delusional
4. Florida: Delusional
5. Georgia: Delusional
6. Kentucky: Delusional
7. LSU: Delusional
8. Mississippi State: Delusional
9. Missouri: Delusional
10. Ole Miss: Delusional
11. South Carolina: Delusional
12. Tennessee: Delusional
13. Texas A&M: Delusional
14. Vanderbilt: Delusional

 

[bamaledge]

1. Alabama: Home
2. Arkansas: Breakfast
3. Auburn: Sucks
4. Florida: Muschump
5. Georgia: toothless
6. Kentucky: Cellar
7. LSU: stinks
8. Mississippi State: neutered
9. Missouri: Who
   
10. Ole Miss: Piss
11. South Carolina: Dumplins
12. Tennessee: puke
13. Texas A&M: Delusional
14. Vanderbilt: nerds