I must confess to the board that I've been tricking you. Irish#1 is not real. Never existed. It started out innocent enough, masquerading in the unlikely disguise of a rational ND fan, and then it just started spinning out of control. I was being nice to everyone, showing sportsmanship, and ultimately congratulating you all for a well-deserved victory while still hanging around to answer questions about the game.
It really got out of hand, and I never intended for it to come to this.