🏈 CFBW: RT @KegsnEggs: Comparing college football teams to fireworks. Yep, God Bless America. http://t

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CFBW: RT @KegsnEggs: Comparing college football teams to fireworks. Yep, God Bless America. http://t.co/S55SIyQw

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[TerryP]

Alabama
Firework Selection: Roman Candles
Outside of heavy explosives, these fireball tossers are perhaps the biggest backyard danger. On the surface they may look somewhat harmless, but the next thing you know, you’re yelling, “YOU CAN’T SHOOT THEM INSIDE!” while a future arsonists is wielding double-RCs, chasing house guests around a scattered lawn.
They have tremendous firepower, perhaps too much of it at times.
ROLL—OH GOD, THE NEIGHBOR'S ROOF IS ON FIRE!

 

[TerryP]

What would you suggest for say, Tennessee?

A M-80? It's loud, and can hurt your ears much like Rocky Top. And, after all, it's at its best when it's thrown in the toilet?

 

[bamaraider]

Tennessee? Black snake

 

[TerryP]

Tennessee? Black snake

Boring and smells like chit. Auburn.

 

[bamafan4ever]

Boring and smells like chit. Auburn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH2uifOWP-k