🏈 *BREAKING* Arrest Warrant Issued for Mark Ingram

[tidentrue]

FWIW, the same folks bitching about this thread and not getting the intended humour will be the same retards calling for Sabans head if they dont win it all...

A MESSAGE FROM SGT. HULKA...

LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS

 

[JoshB]

Great, knowing the recent history of trouble 'Bama players have been in and the stress it has put on 'Bama fans you still want to try to make 'Bama fans s*** themselves as you so eloquently put it?

I thought is was funny and old. Really funny stuff never gets old though, correct?

All you would have had to have done is put four little letters at the end of the title. J O K E.

That would have saved all the 'Bama fans that read it from having the reactions that you apparently relish. Now you sarcastically respond to a poster who was genuinely upset because you don't have the netiquette of a gnat.

Classy.

lol at me not being classy over a joke. had i did it and made up a real fake arrest warrant (first off, i didnt even make it up im sharing something that was sent to me in the same way it was sent to me) then there would be a problem and this would've been deleted. get oveeeeer it. :nopity:

Birdman: Mission accomplished, I sh*t myself when I saw the headline but laughed when I read the post. I only hope that no one sends that e-mail to Verne Lundquist, or else the entire broadcast will consist of him and Gary wondering why Mark Ingram hasn't been suspended. Of course, he'd be calling him Bobby Engram.

Everyone who over reacted to this post: CHILL!!!!! Take a deep clensing breath and step away from the keyboard for a few minutes. It was only a joke, and outside of a few pieces of soiled clothing, I don't think any harm was done.

Of course, if Steve Spurrier reads it he'll probably try to swear out a warrant.

thank you, at least some of you guys dont have a stick up ur a**es. with all this stupid tapegate stuff and what not I think a lil humor being brought in is fine. it wasnt done in a malicious manner at all.

 

[austexbama]

Birdman: Mission accomplished, I sh*t myself when I saw the headline but laughed when I read the post. I only hope that no one sends that e-mail to Verne Lundquist, or else the entire broadcast will consist of him and Gary wondering why Mark Ingram hasn't been suspended. Of course, he'd be calling him Bobby Engram.

Everyone who over reacted to this post: CHILL!!!!! Take a deep clensing breath and step away from the keyboard for a few minutes. It was only a joke, and outside of a few pieces of soiled clothing, I don't think any harm was done.

Of course, if Steve Spurrier reads it he'll probably try to swear out a warrant.[/QUOTE]
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

It took me five minutes of walking around po'd before I could bring myself to read the post.:swear:
Thanks alot Birdman, now I've got to go change :dazed:

 

[Hardkore]

LOL, at first I was like Oh NO.

Then I realized what was going on,it reminded me of the "warrant" that was issued for Saban in regards to what happened from the AL/GA game last year.

So I say:rofl:

BREAKING NEWS...
AP-Tuscaloosa
Authorities arrested Alabama head coach Nick Saban in the predawn hours Monday at his home in Tuscaloosa on animal cruelty charges. Saban,
56, was charged with 85 counts of animal cruelty in an alleged attack which occurred
Saturday night in Athens, Georgia. Police said that as many as 92,138 witnesses saw Saban and a large group of violent young men under his control hit, kick, crush and destroy a large pack of mostly-docile bulldogs. One officer
was quoted as saying, "I haven't seen bulldogs treated this badly since the Michael Vick case."

 

[bamafanNky]

Lmao !

 

[BamaHeat]

Perfect timing for this joke. I give it 5 stars.

 

[JoshB]

Birdman: Mission accomplished, I sh*t myself when I saw the headline but laughed when I read the post. I only hope that no one sends that e-mail to Verne Lundquist, or else the entire broadcast will consist of him and Gary wondering why Mark Ingram hasn't been suspended. Of course, he'd be calling him Bobby Engram.

Everyone who over reacted to this post: CHILL!!!!! Take a deep clensing breath and step away from the keyboard for a few minutes. It was only a joke, and outside of a few pieces of soiled clothing, I don't think any harm was done.

Of course, if Steve Spurrier reads it he'll probably try to swear out a warrant.[/QUOTE]
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

It took me five minutes of walking around po'd before I could bring myself to read the post.:swear:
Thanks alot Birdman, now I've got to go change :dazed:

:rofl::rofl: ur welcome :rofl: