I got started thinking about this. As we all know, that's never a good thing.
So, imagine a world ...
Where we are telling Tip that Al Green is a member of Congress. He's bound to think, "R&B," not a guy with a pig tail carrying around a gold tipped cane yelling at people. But, to balance things out, there's the bald lady standing right next to him...
"Things that weren't on my bingo card" include starting a thread that clearly wasn't serious only to have someone tell us the rules of a part of the joke.
Things you won't find on your bingo card? Reading about me playing bingo. I have, but won't again. Too damn boring.