I was once in a bar in Wyoming. I was buzzed, feeling good, and auburn player came on tv. I said "I am an Alabama fan, and I said "that SOB is a real horses @ss!" I got clocked! Hard! Then, another barn player came on and I said "there's another horses' @ss". I got clocked hard again! Well, I got up, dusted myself off, and asked "Is this auburn country?" They replied "no, this is HORSE country!" You insulted HORSES!!!