That's a tattoo gun, by the way, not a pen, but never mind. So compelling is the aura surrounding Saban that the child sits quiet as a lamb while Saban tattoos "The Process" on her leg. Later, it will be discovered that the child is immune to radiation, can play a perfect free safety in a Cover 2 scheme, and has no need for sleep, companionship, or food other than Oatmeal Creme Pies. When she takes the oath of office to become Alabama's first female governor after a successful career as the only woman to play in the NFL** while teaching physics full-time at Cal Tech, you'll know where it all started.
*Offer not valid if pursued by particularly alluring pro program.
**Besides Jeff George