🏈 2012 SEC Coaches Picture: I. Just. Don't. Know. Where. To. Start. (caption contest?)

[TerryP]

I think Spurrier's face speaks volumes.

 

[jdpas29]

i don't think spurrier is enjoying the trapezius massage he's receiving.

 

[TerryP]

I think Richt is playing pocket pool and Dooley knows it.

 

[LBS]

Three minority Coaches. Suddenly the SEC looks like one of the best in that respects.

8 of 14 wearing a coat. Looks like some did not get the message that it was school picture day.

Coach Saban is often called short. The Commish looks like Mini-Me in comparison.

Coach Dooley is dressed like he had a recruiting visit that same day, or a speaking engagement.

Coach ChexMix looks like he had some surgery done on his pitching arm.

No doubt what it was that Coach Spurrier is smelling. Coach Miles looks like the guilty party.

Coach Franklin reminds me of Montell Williams.

The SEC flag should have been placed on the far right.

Coach Mullins surely drove, and passed through. Wonder if he and Coach Saban carpooled?

 

[UAgrad93]

Spurrier looks like he just caught a whiff of a good nasty fart.

 

[TheChief]

Les Miles: Oh man, here it goes. It's like when you kick off, and, uh, driving home today. It's gonna be one of those, uh. Flash? News flash. I'm not tellin' anybody about that play that goes on around the end, and, uh, this has got to be some kind of record. It's one of the most brilliant, and, then, did they take it? Who took it? They won't take it from me. I won't take it anymore. You know what I mean. They don't get me. The riverboat gambler. Gambling. The commish is here...

 

[TideAlum05]

Do you think Boom asked Chiz if he was wearing his leather pre photo?

 

[bamagirl917]

will muschamp and that leather jacket... just... wow.

i think CNS looks the nicest.

and freeze clearly missed the "palms on thighs" memo

 

[JoshB]

wtf is Cheezit doing? :headscratch:

lmao at Franklin and Richt being made to stand next to each other, "now you boys play nice today" lmao

 

[BamaCore]

Totally unrelated...but I still think someone needs to photoshop Hugh Freeze's head onto Arnold Schwarzenegger's from when he was playing Mr. Freeze from that one Batman movie...

 

[TerryP]

You guys will have to forgive me for this observation. I'm one of those "dress for success" kind of guys...even though that includes shorts and sandals here on the coast.

We probably should offer up a word of thanks this morning for Miss Terri. Saban makes no bones about her input on how he dresses. Miss Miles should take note: brown loafers? Which, immediately drew my eyes to Chizik's shoes...

Notice the two wearing school apparel are both MS coaches?

Petrino looks like a ventriloquist doll...

 

[bamagirl917]

Miss Miles should take note: brown loafers?

not to mention his pants and jacket being two entirely different shades of navy

he clearly dressed himself

 

[TerryP]

Should I feel odd that a female is the only one that notices this as well?

 

[doemasters]

thats why i stay away from navy colors being colorblind and all, no telling what i would come in as if i tried to match things

 

[TerryP]

Lance, perhaps you should consider a house staff?

 

[doemasters]

i have all of my stuff organized and remember what goes with what, all socks have some sort of pattern on them so i know they match and all, i am just lucky to have a mom and sister that will do my shopping for me, plus i always buy them something as well, that way they don't make me look bad on purpose and laugh

 

[BamaJay73]

Does Chiz not own a suit?

 

[planomateo]

I don't like that the white flag (I'm guessing its the SEC flag) being as high or nearly as high as the US flag.

 

[TerryP]

It is the SEC flag. It should have been on the right side of the pic as I see it...it was something that caught my eye as well Matt.

 

[tidentrue]

not to mention his pants and jacket being two entirely different shades of navy

he clearly dressed himself

He should try Garanimals...it works for 8 year olds