Ok, I will bite and respond.
1. Shouldn't they play their best anyway? I doubt missing last week will improve their play next week.
2. Maze is a good enough punt returner to burn you on the smallest mistake. No kicker is perfect.
3. Bama has one very good back and three more that will also see the field. Lacy would start many places.
4. Lee hasn't been pressured THAT much this year. Whether you want to admit it or not, the two QB system will backfire at some point. If Lee struggled the team may become divided. Bama's LBs contained Cam and his running ability last year--I think we can all agree Jordan Jefferson is no Cameron Newton.
5. Dre is rated among the top cover corners in college football. Some here argue Menzies is better. Couple that with Baron and Lester playing over the top, he won't run wild. The first long score in the AU game was a blown coverage by a freshman. The other he beat the D but he is far from unstoppable.
6. Yes, LSU has a deep d-line. I think you'll see that their o-line is better than ours. I wouldn't bank on the same type of consistent pressure.
7. I'd take Nick over Les. Saban is very good in revenge games. Miles won it in 2007, Saban took it in 2008 and 2009. I'd hardly say splitting the series is dominant.
8. If you think a night game at BDS is in your favor that synthetic LSU weed must be amazing.
9. I think you'll find Trent will not shy away from contact. Maze will make a play. I assure you Bama isn't scared of your kick coverage. Impressive? Yes. Terrifying? No
10. McCarron hasn't had to air it out yet so you're talking blindly. He has been efficient this year. Trent will keep your D honest and their o-line is good enough to give their FOUR running backs some room and provide AJ enough time for someone to get open. Maze and Hanks are not slouches by any stretch.
All in all, you're looking at this through purple and gold lenses. You're clearly not well-read on Bama and over-simplify everything. LSU can absolutely win this game but they will not completely shut down Bama's O.
If you're basing this off your performance against us, it is a bit of an unfair comparison. We have a young, beat up o-line, we were down two receivers and giving a QB his first start. LSU played well but that game was a recipe for disaster for us. If I were you I'd read up on a team before posting foolishly.