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This takes #1 out of the picture. What do you need a rifle for on the beach?

I'm taking the second option: fresh meat.

plus a rifle and fishing gear if you want it.

You don't want it, then you don't get it. Simple as that. And for being purposely obtuse, you get the rifle on yours, but no ammo. I'll throw in a bayonet though because there are bears out there.

Your bonus item is...

A pallet of Bud Light (Chargers Edition)…

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Matches/lighters are included in the basic stuff. Keep it up and I'm gonna take away your tent on #2 and add shitty weather!
I have a knife and a dead bear.

If there are fish in those streams, and there are because you brought bear into the picture, a T-shirt works as a seine net.

Now I've got bear meat, salmon, and a fire. I'll use the butt of the rifle to tenderize the meat.
 
I have a knife and a dead bear.

If there are fish in those streams, and there are because you brought bear into the picture, a T-shirt works as a seine net.

Now I've got bear meat, salmon, and a fire. I'll use the butt of the rifle to tenderize the meat.

That's some Dwight Schrute shit if I've ever seen it.
 
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