You can't make up stuff like this.

[psychojoe]

Man Uses Raccoon To Start POV Equipped Car; Raccoon Then Attacks Driver « CBS Detroit

 

[rick4bama]

Just reading the link I had to go click on the title to read it.

 

[PhillyGirl]

Would've thought this happened in Auburn.

 

[psychojoe]

I think that even Barners would know better than to try to use a raccoon for this purpose. Thety would probably use a skunk instead.