You are President of the USA for a day ..

[PhillyGirl]

.. and you get to make ONE decision that will change some aspect of the nation. Be it environmental, political, social, economical, whatever.

You could ban Auburn fans from being allowed to publicly profess their faith. You could make the wearing of orange illegal. You could make Alabama fans exempt from paying taxes. Or make it so that all American citizens are entitled to free BBQ.

What do you do?

 

[Biff1]

Now, more than ever, we need HtH.

 

[2Stater]

Incarcerate Obummer for treason.

 

[Mr. Pink]

Wipe out numerous non essential government funded programs/research.

 

[It Takes Eleven]

Hard to say just one. Economically, I'd permanently prevent the regulation of carbon dioxide in the United States. Taxes, I'd put Corporations on equal footing internationally, which would bring an influx of domestic cash and investment, move to an individual flat tax and eliminate all refundable tax credits. Spending, I'd require a balanced budget except in times of war that would include amortization of the National Debt. Socially (and it sounds trite putting it in this category), I'd greatly restrict abortion.

 

[Pundit]

I'd eliminate Congress and appoint myself President for life. Then I'd destroy the entire tax code and start over, eliminate many federal departments (most notably education), begin work on The Great Wall of Texas, and withdraw much of our military from overseas. That can be done in a day, right?

 

[PhillyGirl]

I would enact an official decree that anyone who claims the Dallas Cowboys are "America's Team" will be hung by their balls for the rest of their life.

 

[2Stater]

Run BPM, run!

 

[sk33tr]

i'm afraid what i'd do might not sit well with a lot of people.

 

[PhillyGirl]

i'm afraid what i'd do might not sit well with a lot of people.

Such is the life of being a politician

 

[Big Balls]

9 am: Wake up - I'm the president, I get up when I want.

9-10am: Watch a little TV , take a dump, get in the shower and then when I'm out I put on the presidential outfit. (A robe like Hef's with some bunny slippers).

10am-11am: I'd start making prank calls to other world leaders. I'd make sure to call Kim Jong Un and, in my best Vladimir Putin voice, and tell him we attack at noon.

11-am-12pm: I'd flip back and forth between ESPN and CNN (just to see if Kimmy was dumb enough to strike first).

12pm-1pm: Call down to the chef and tell him I want some pulled pork BBQ sandwiches and loaf bread. I'm the President now..I got east with class.

1pm-1:15pm Fap in the oval office. Because I can.

1:15pm-1:30pm: Call up Hillary and tell her she's fired.

1:30pm-1:45pm: Call a press conference and tell them I need it broadcasted live.

2pm-3pm: Press conference. I'll stare right into the TV camera for 30 min without saying a word and then stand up grab the mic and rap the lyrics to Nuthin' but a G Thang and then drop the mic and leave the stage like Eddie Murphy in coming to America.

3pm-4:30pm: Go down to the gym and work out. Can't skip a day...President's gotta be swole!

4:30- 5pm: Time to start drinking.

5m-6pm: My buddies start arriving on Air Force One for the evening festivities.

6m: Drink my supper

6:15pm-???: Head out to the pool and party like its 2099.

???pm-???pm: Drunkenly appoint Chuck Norris as my Vice President and Mr T as Secretary of State.

??? -11:59pm: As my last presidential duty, I'd make it a law that Auburn has to send all of their coaching staff and players to UAB and shut down the Auburn program. As part fo that law I'd make sure to include they must not change the colors or the logo when they get there. No more War Eagle.

 

[planomateo]

Taxes, term limits, lobbyist, and immigration would in my to do list. @It Takes Eleven nailed it on the corporate taxes and personal taxes.

 

[2Stater]

Balls: "No more War Eagle." Don't forget to vacate their illegal 2010 Natty.

 

[BillBrosky]

Punch Nancy Pelosi right in the baby maker.

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

Punch Nancy Pelosi right in the baby maker.

You sure you want that on your hand?

 

[2Stater]

Make myself dictator for life.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Eliminate and end forever corporate tax of any kind.
Legalize all drugs for a weekend. Order all police drug seizures to be placed in the driveway of the local landfill. Invite all junkies to drug party. Allow said junkies free access to buffet of drugs and paraphenalia. After junkies gorge bulldoze their bodies into landfill. Push reset button on Drug War. Keep all drugs legal. Eliminate the black market for them.
Eliminate and end forever income tax.
National Sales Tax on all goods.
Abolish the concept of "In-Network" Doctoring.
Isolationism as a National Credo.

 

[The Dude]

I'd create a law that requires all people on welfare and unemployment to do so much volunteer work a week. No work, no check and there's plenty they could do.

 

[Woody4daTide]

Taxes, term limits, lobbyist, and immigration would in my to do list. @It Takes Eleven nailed it on the corporate taxes and personal taxes.

This and in that order

 

[BlackPawnMartyr]

The Great Wall of Texas

LoL what would that accomplish besides create a lot of ladder and shovel stores across the boarder and create a lot of government fraud for contracts amongst the elite. There is a much easier way to keep 90% of illegals out of this country.