Sorry this column sucked, it wasn’t my fault … it's three days before Christmas and I've come to the cold-sweat realization that I bought my wife an impressive array of craptacular gifts. Happy holidays. Really, happy holidays. Enjoy yourself, have fun, take a mental break from the real world for a few minutes, watch a lot of football, eat a lot of food, take a lot of naps, and enjoy the moment. And as always, thank you for reading the self-serving pile of bullmuffins. I promise not to suck as much in the New Year