🏈 Where is NOPD when you need 'em?

[TerryP]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[LBS]

Most District Attorneys are elected officials. Where politicians are involved, politics will take precedent. His job depends on what he says publicly more than what he actually does behind the closed doors. With that said, if that idiot doesn't decide to pull his genitals out in a public setting to place them on a stranger who is unresponsive AND has the entire ordeal recorded for internet purposes, we aren't talking about this. It has been perfectly stated already, the idiot Bama fan deserves whatever he gets. Even if it means he has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

Whereas it involve someone's "junk", unless anything and everything involving one's "junk" is considered sexual, this does not seem sexual in nature. there seems to be no sign that "engaging in sex" was the anyone's intent. The intent seemed to be to humiliate the person. Indecent Exposure, it qualifies so says the NOLA Police Chief. Battery or Assault, LBS has no issue with that charge.

If someone leaves a flaming paper bag of poo on your door step, and poo can be carrying bacteria that could kill you, you can't claim that the perp was wageing biological warfare on you. A prank is a prank, and humiliating a drunk is humiliating a drunk, and both are wrong, but neither is worth a year plus a day in jail.

Also, Louisiana has that whole Napolianic Law system thing, different than every other state in the union. Who knows what unexpected twist could pop up.

 

[Argo]

Whereas it involve someone's "junk", unless anything and everything involving one's "junk" is considered sexual, this does not seem sexual in nature. there seems to be no sign that "engaging in sex" was the anyone's intent. The intent seemed to be to humiliate the person. Indecent Exposure, it qualifies so says the NOLA Police Chief. Battery or Assault, LBS has no issue with that charge.

If someone leaves a flaming paper bag of poo on your door step, and poo can be carrying bacteria that could kill you, you can't claim that the perp was wageing biological warfare on you. A prank is a prank, and humiliating a drunk is humiliating a drunk, and both are wrong, but neither is worth a year plus a day in jail.

Also, Louisiana has that whole Napolianic Law system thing, different than every other state in the union. Who knows what unexpected twist could pop up.

[h=1]Louisiana Sexual Battery Law[/h]
LSA-R.S. 14:43.1



A. Sexual battery is the intentional engaging in any of the following acts with another person where the offender acts without the consent of the victim, or where the act is consensual but the other person, who is not the spouse of the offender, has not yet attained fifteen years of age and is at least three years younger than the offender:

(1) The touching of the anus or genitals of the victim by the offender using any instrumentality or any part of the body of the offender; or
(2) The touching of the anus or genitals of the offender by the victim using any instrumentality or any part of the body of the victim.

In Louisiana, he committed a felony act. Ignorance of the law never applies.

 

[TerryP]

A. Sexual battery is the intentional engaging in any of the following acts with another person where the offender acts without the consent of the victim, or where the act is consensual but the other person, who is not the spouse of the offender, has not yet attained fifteen years of age and is at least three years younger than the offender:

Still a bit archaic.

 

[LBS]

In Louisiana, he committed a felony act. Ignorance of the law never applies.

Good info Argo. T-Bagging is "sexual" in the eyes of Louisiana Law.
The "battery" part, as opposed to "assault" is likely were they break out degrees of severity, much like the difference between Man Slaughter and Murder.

The next question will be if about the Sexual Preditor tag. You referenced Louisana's definition Sexual Battery which is broad enough to include T-Bagging. If a differnt state does not consider it a felony, would he have honor the whole reporting of his offense no matter where he lives? Does that have to be a federal offense? Is this Jack Wagon charged with a state or a federal crime?

 

[Argo]

Good info Argo. T-Bagging is "sexual" in the eyes of Louisiana Law.
The "battery" part, as opposed to "assault" is likely were they break out degrees of severity, much like the difference between Man Slaughter and Murder.

The next question will be if about the Sexual Preditor tag. You referenced Louisana's definition Sexual Battery which is broad enough to include T-Bagging. If a different state does not consider it a felony, would he have honor the whole reporting of his offense no matter where he lives? Does that have to be a federal offense? Is this Jack Wagon charged with a state or a federal crime?

Sex offender laws are some of the craziest I've encountered. Alabama has recently rewritten most of it's laws. To answer your question (I could reference actual title code if I were at my office) if he is charged as a registered offender in Louisiana, it would carry over to Alabama. He'd be required to notify any time his address, vehicle or personal information changed. He'd also be required to check in with his local Sheriff's Office (and municipality if he lives in a city) every 3 months if he is convicted.

In short, his stupidity would cost him severely for the remainder of his life.

 

[Argo]

Not case law mind you.........

http://www.cullmantimes.com/local/x1277747145/Tough-new-sex-offender-law-goes-into-effect-July-1

“We’ve had a problem in the past with sex offenders from other states coming into the state with what’s sexual misconduct here, but it’s something else over there,” Bartlett said. “Now they fall under our guidelines. If it’s a felony there, it’s a felony here.”