🏈 Week Three Meltdown Thread

[bama alum]

This is so damn funny, especially when the barners have been quoted!

NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 3

This is the most Auburn loss ever

Announcer: he hasn’t done it in an SEC stadium (3rd down passing)
Tua: hold my pineapple

Wisconsin: We have Chryst on our side
BYU: Hold our milk

:rolf::rolf::rolf::rolf::rolf:

 

[JoshB]

My favorite

That wasn’t a game. That was a televised murder. After 1 quarter it was like watching OJ drive around in the white bronco for over 45 more minutes.

 

[TUSKtimes]

Damn, BYU beats Wisconsin.... That’s white on white crime.

 

[94 Grad]

Ole Miss is called the land shark defense because, like a shark on land, they just flop around on the ground, utterly useless.

Announcer: he hasn’t done it in an SEC stadium (referring to 3rd down passing completions)
Tua: hold my pineapple (proceeds to throw a 79yd TD pass on 3rd down)

 

[Crimson&WhiteGecko]

What's the alcohol count of bleach?

 

[rocknthefreeworld]

BYU has more road wins over a ranked team in the last hour than Michigan has in the last decade. Next week at Michigan’s practice:
Harbaugh: “We’re all becoming Mormons”

 

[rick4bama]

This language below was said by people whose mothers would be disappointed in their filthiness. Proceed now having been warned.

Never score first against Alabama. It pisses them off. Don’t score second either, it also pisses them off.

 

[TerryP]

Tell me Bleacher Report didn't make that .gif, but asked permission to use.

 

[ChemE]

Alabama is everyone’s big brother standing under the rim saying “Go ahead, shoot, I’ll let you, I promise I won’t block this one,” and then they block that shit into the woods.

 

[alabama mike]

Everyone: Are y’all gonna score less than 50 points a game?
Saban: I’m not doing it! So quit askin!