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There was a young guy in Alabama who took over a funeral home from his uncle. After only a few weeks of running the funeral home, he had a woman come in wanting to bury her husband.
"We're UT fans, and we had just moved here a month ago.", she said.
So the young man agrees to handle the funeral, and when he goes to get the body he freaks out; the guy is 6'11" and weighs about 450 lbs.!
So the young man calls his uncle, frantic, and says, "Uncle Johnny, I have a big problem; this woman who had just moved here from Texas asked me to handle the funeral for her husband, but it turns out this guy is 6'11" and weighs about 450 lbs.! I don't have a casket that big! What do I do?"
Uncle says, "Relax Jimmy. did you say they were from Texas?"
"Yes, sir, the lady told me they had just moved here from Texas."
"Well, then it's very simple: give the guy an enema and he will fit in a matchbox."
Touchdown A-L-A-B-A-M-A!!!!!!!!!!!!:td::td::td:
"We're UT fans, and we had just moved here a month ago.", she said.
So the young man agrees to handle the funeral, and when he goes to get the body he freaks out; the guy is 6'11" and weighs about 450 lbs.!
So the young man calls his uncle, frantic, and says, "Uncle Johnny, I have a big problem; this woman who had just moved here from Texas asked me to handle the funeral for her husband, but it turns out this guy is 6'11" and weighs about 450 lbs.! I don't have a casket that big! What do I do?"
Uncle says, "Relax Jimmy. did you say they were from Texas?"
"Yes, sir, the lady told me they had just moved here from Texas."
"Well, then it's very simple: give the guy an enema and he will fit in a matchbox."
Touchdown A-L-A-B-A-M-A!!!!!!!!!!!!:td::td::td:
