🏈 Totally 100% True Rumor I Heard Today!

[Crimson14Tide]

"Greg McElroy's failure to be named a Rhodes scholar automatically gives him an extra year of eligibility. He will start at middle linebacker."
















Blatantly stolen from EDSBS

 

[Crimson14Tide]

If someone could get Scaurbinsky to ask CNS about this, repeatedly, that would be great!

 

[BamaCore]

I saw that Coach Saban told reporters today that he was going to start posting false stories on message boards. So...I have to ask... Coach? Is that you? :lol:

 

[Crimson14Tide]

 

[BamaCore]

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Best. Photoshop. Ever.

 

[Crimson14Tide]

I'm pretty sure Trooper Taylor once killed a man with a trident...

 

[Tider27]

I'm pretty sure Trooper Taylor once killed a man with a towel...

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[Crimson14Tide]

"Major Applewhite was summarily run out of town for having a tail."

 

[bamadezz]

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:lol: That's freaking awesome.

 

[Crimson14Tide]

"Jim McIlwain is actually an eight year old playing NCAA from his house in Cullman, Alabama. He has no idea he is calling our plays."

 

[LBS]

Will Nick Saban's limits see no end.

True rumor: In reaching the end of the internet, CNS discovered in Wikipedia that Carlos Ray Norris never enrolled in college -- so he still has his full college athletic eligability remaining. Borrowing the concept of "the Enforcer" from hockey, CNS will announce tomorrow that indeed Carlos "Chuck" Norris will be signing his national letter of intent with the Crimson Tide. Asked if he would now begin recruiting other players to join him in Tuscaloosa, Chuck replied "No. They know what's best for them...and the structual integrity of their skeletal system."

 

[Crimson14Tide]

"The coaching staff just recruited and played Angry Birds the entire week leading up to Penn State last year. Same plan this year, FWIW."

 

[psychojoe]

"Jim McIlwain is actually an eight year old playing NCAA from his house in Cullman, Alabama. He has no idea he is calling our plays."

Didn't know CNS had read Ender's Game.

 

[BamaJay73]

Didn't know CNS had read Ender's Game.

Good book.

 

[Crimson14Tide]

Good book.

And hopefully a good movie & game as well.
[h=3]Film[/h] Orson Scott Card released the latest of his author-written screenplay adaptations to Warner Bros. in May 2003. David Benioff and D. B. Weiss were later signed to write a new script, working closely with director Wolfgang Petersen. Card later announced that he would be writing a new script not based on any previous one, including his own.[SUP][17][/SUP] Following the departure of Petersen from the project and Card's self-described refusal to "condescend to green-screen Hollywood," Card announced in February 2009 that he had completed a script for Odd Lot Entertainment, and that they had begun assembling a production team.[SUP][18][/SUP] In September 2010 it was announced that Gavin Hood was attached to the project, serving as both screenwriter and director.[SUP][19][/SUP] [SUP][20][/SUP] On January 28, 2011, it was reported that Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman would be producing the work and would begin presenting the script to prospective investors.[SUP][21][/SUP] On April 28, 2011 it was reported that Summit Entertainment had picked up the film [SUP][22][/SUP] and that Digital Domain had joined as a co-producer.[SUP][23][/SUP]

[h=3][edit] Video game[/h] Main article: Ender's Game: Battle Room
Ender's Game: Battle Room will be a digitally distributed video game for all viable downloadable platforms.[SUP][24][/SUP] It is currently under development by Chair Entertainment, who also developed the Xbox Live Arcade games Undertow and Shadow Complex. Chair had sold the licensing of Empire to Card, which became a best-selling novel. Little is known about the game, save its setting in the Ender universe and that it will focus on the Battle Room.[SUP][24][/SUP]

In December, 2010, it was announced that the video game development had stopped and the project put on indefinite hold.[SUP][25][/SUP]