If you were around I might throw something at you. The ol' "do it yourself" bit me in the ass yesterday: for the wrong reasons.
I moved a rose bush that is a climber and grows pretty thick. I'd had it next to the fence in the back so I could train its growth by tacking it on the privacy fence, right? So, I moved it to the front: now I need some type of trellis. (It'll grow six to seven feet this summer.)
I HATE those that look like a V. I think they just look cheap. So, after looking around I settle on this:
I've got the wood, everything I need to make this, okay? So, I'm working with two saws, got a knife out, cutting limbs as a cut back the bush...you get the routine. I'm fine until I decide to go inside and make lunch where I slice the hell out of my finger with a vegatable peeler. Not a damn prick from the bush, but a bleeding gusher due to hunger, lunch.
So, I go back outside to cut another of the vertical posts on my table saw. I set the 2X leaning up against the wall...it slides over and "bam," knocked the hell out of me. Now I have a grape sized knot on the back of my head; a head ache to boot. Still, nothing from anything I've done where I should have/could have hurt myself.
The day continues...I'm burying the bush in its new location. NOW it gets me with a 1" gash on my arm: one of the limbs I cut back at an angle went through my arm like a hot knife through butter.
Left forefinger...trying typing a 't,' or a 'g.' Right arm? The bandage looks like I've been in a fight with zombies. My head? Can't wear a hat; location of the knot on my head.
But, I'm doing it ALL myself!!!
Knowing my luck I'll accidentally get high off of stain fumes today (right after I spill the can.)
But I did it myself!
(BTW, you see how that is done on the top; the semi-circle. I think I can do that with my saw and some glue...just slit it, bend it, glue it.)