šŸˆ The Shame of Auburn Football

bama alum

Member
Wow! :)

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-t...8/hotsportstakes-the-shame-of-auburn-football

Every now and then, we will attempt to write the worst sports column on earth. Today: Let's talk about the BCS National Championship and the value of integrity.
PASADENA, CALIFORNIA — There's practically nothing in the realm of sports that stirs nostalgia in us quite like the Tournament of Roses every year. It's the gold standard. The mountaintop. The granddaddy of them all!
But not this year.
This year, your granddady won't watch.
Your granddaddy drinks, and grunts, and doesn't say a word.
Your granddaddy knows better than to throw his hat in the air for this Auburn team. Granddaddy knows what first-class football looks like. And this Auburn team ain't it.
Don't get me wrong, the past few weeks have been fun. Two weeks ago for the Iron Bowl, we had it all. A packed stadium, a wild finish, front-page headlines all over the world the next day. Hoo boy! The college football business was booming.
But ... what is college football even selling anymore?
Education? Integrity? I don't buy it. Not from Auburn.
<aside class="mod-inline content-box floatright border-full"> [h=1]More College Football[/h] Musings as the regular season wraps:
[h=5]Final Exam Shootaround[/h] Our college football enthusiasts share their thoughts on the 2013 season.
[h=5]Championship Saturday Review[/h] Holly Anderson recaps the Championship Saturday action and offers her early thoughts on what comes next.
[h=5]What If …[/h] … the playoff began this year? Ed Feng examines the contenders.


</aside> The Auburn team I know is the one that sold us the most disgraceful Heisman Trophy winner we've seen in 70 years. Was Cam Newton the MVP of college football that year? Sure, maybe. But not a Heisman Man. As the trophy's mission statement reads: "The Heisman Memorial Trophy annually recognizes the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity."
That last part is where Cam never measured up. Integrity.
Sometimes I think that the Heisman has never been the same since Cam Newton won it. Since a nation of sportswriters decided that, you know what? Integrity's not so important anymore. Highlights are more impressive than humility now.
That's the legacy of Cam Newton in college football.
Then you had their flash-in-the-pan coach, Gene Chizik. The man who came out of nowhere, bought himself a superstar — allegedly — and then watched the wins pile up.
Then, when his Golden Goose flew the coop to the NFL, big Gene laid an egg.
The team floundered on the field, and off the field some Auburn football stars were arrested on charges of armed robbery. I know college kids are entitled to a little fun, but armed robbery? It would be distressing if weren't so predictable after the way their Heisman winner conducted himself.
When you ignore your moral compass, you get lost.
This is where we've been with this program in recent years. But was 2013 supposed to be any different? The new hotshot Auburn coach, their new Golden Goose, was on staff a few years ago with Cam Newton. He looked the other way when fans called his quarterback "Scam" Newton, because why should he care? Gus Malzahn was just a football coach, and he got paid regardless. War Eagle? More like Whore Eagle.
But the most distressing point of all is the lessons Auburn is teaching on the field. If you care about the game of football, you should be concerned. Did you see the SEC title game?
I saw a glorified Arena League game.
Auburn scored 59 points, and its new star, Tre Mason, ran 46 times for 306 yards and four touchdowns, all SEC championship game records. But games like that and teams like Auburn are why it's sometimes difficult to take college football seriously.
Those were Gus Gimmicks that won on Saturday, not real football. Just like the Hail Mary in the Georgia game, or the missed–field goal return against Alabama. This team doesn't line up and hit you in the mouth. Forget the trenches! Auburn would rather trick their way to the top. And it works. It's all perfectly legal.
But it comes back to that pesky old word that has haunted Auburn since Cam.
Integrity.
The gimmicks may work, but they cheat the integrity of the sport.
They cheat all of us who used to look to the gridiron every Saturday to see examples of hard work paving the way to pay dirt, reminding us all of the clearest path to be success in this country. Work harder and hit someone in the mouth.
Nobody's saying Auburn's victories count for less, but at a time when Chump Kelly is somehow the hottest coach in the NFL and old workhorses like Mike Shanahan are being sent to the glue factory, you have to wonder where we're going. Will football still teach the right lessons?
This is what I had on my mind this past Sunday afternoon as I walked around the Rose Bowl, bending down to smell the grass.
As much as I remember the fantastic finish in the Iron Bowl, I'll remember the next day even better. That's when I realized the wrong team won the football game that night in Alabama.
If Alabama wins that game, we get a title game for the ages and one more go-round with one of college football's greatest generals. Florida State wouldn't stand a chance. Give Nick Saban a chessboard and a month to prepare, and he'll make Bobby Fischer look like Fisher-Price.
If Alabama wins that game, we get one of the best stories in years. A kid who came in and worked his tail off for his entire college career, then went out and won the biggest prize there is to win. Instead of voting for Jameis Winston and all his baggage, we'd have a winner we could all agree on. An example we could all point to.
AJ had his Heisman moment that day, and the stars were aligned, but no. Auburn got lucky and the better team got beat.
Sorry, AJ.
You'll always be a Heisman Man to me.
grant_g_mccarron_b1_576x324.jpg

The simple fact is that the better team lost that day. Sometimes we get happy endings in life, but sometimes we're left with the cold alternative of dreams unfulfilled.
Here we are. The best team in college football won't play for the national championship. And today, I just wanted to put away the pom poms for a minute and tell the truth. When tricks win out over talent, the game loses something.
Auburn may not be crooks this time, who can say. But this is a crock.
This isn't football. Remember that when it's time to tune in to the BCS title game in a few weeks. Remember your grandaddy, and everything we lose when we forfeit our integrity.
It's a damn shame.
And a title game without the best team in America?
We call that a sham, my friends.
 
It's good stuff and I completely agree. Can't stand that gimmick football. We need some rules changes. One thing I would like to see is that when the ball is spotted and the play clock starts, the defense gets at least 10 seconds to get set before the offense can snap the ball.
 
It's good stuff and I completely agree. Can't stand that gimmick football. We need some rules changes. One thing I would like to see is that when the ball is spotted and the play clock starts, the defense gets at least 10 seconds to get set before the offense can snap the ball.

This 100%. I think some rules changes are on the horizon.
 
"Integrity's not so important anymore. Highlights are more impressive than humility now."

Exactly why AJ has no shot in hell at a Heisman trophy :icon_confused: He just isn't flashy enough. Sad to say, but that is the modern Heisman.

"Those were Gus Gimmicks that won on Saturday, not real football. Just like the Hail Mary in the Georgia game, or the missed–field goal return against Alabama."

A missed FG return is a gimmick .. ? Running up the middle for huge yardage is a gimmick? And a Hail Mary is a gimmick? Since when?

"Chump Kelly is somehow the hottest coach in the NFL"

Seriously? I have yet to see Chip's Oregon acrobatics and gimmicks during any Eagles games. He took a team that was struggling big time (4-12 last year) and turned them into a (currently) 8-5 team. The chemistry he has helped create on that team, which was nonexistent last year, is remarkable. Not sure how that makes Chip a 'chump'. My dad is about as old school football as it gets, and even he is impressed by what Chip has done with our team so far. The Eagles largely do not huddle, and they do score fast, but they are still a 'rough and tumble' team. I do not see Auburn or Oregon when I look at the current Eagles. I was afraid of it when we signed Chip, but I have yet to see my fears confirmed. I also don't think he is the 'hottest' coach in the NFL right now. Andy Reid took the Chiefs (yes, the 2012 2-14 CHIEFS) into one of the best teams of the season.

"The best team in college football won't play for the national championship."

I don't know if I agree with this. Taking off my crimson colored glasses .. Are we really the best team in the league right now? Were we the best team in the league heading out of that LSU match up? It seemed like it. But what happened after that? At Miss. State? Are we really the 'best' team if we lost to Auburn and are ranked #3? We had plenty of chances to win that Iron Bowl and we didn't .. Does that make us the best still? I just don't know.

-------------------------------------------------------

I'll be honest. I really hate the style of football we are talking about here. I hate the high flying, speedy, gimmicky stuff. My ideal football is smashmouth. I like the running game, I like the battle of the trenches, I like old school football.

I am, however, fascinated at how people respond to this new style of football. From everything I have read, the negative reactions by many folks to this new style is very similar to the reactions folks had to the advent of the West Coast offense/the advent of more emphasis on the passing game. When Walsh started doing his thing in the 60s and 70s, people HATED it, they called it a gimmick. People called for rule changes, they complained that the integrity of the sport was gone, etc. They called Walsh a chump, a scam artist, etc. Sound familiar?

His teams, and his style of play, earned him 3 Super Bowl rings and he was eventually called a Genius. Today, his impact on the NFL is still widely felt. Look at teams like the Packers, the Niners, the Redskins, etc. Look at the coaches in his tree: Tony Dungy, Mike Shanahan, Andy Reid, John Harbaugh, etc.

So .. is change a bad thing? I don't know. Only time will tell how the legacy of today's Auburns, Oregons, etc. will go down. But I just don't know how I feel about it all. I don't like it when it is used against us, but .. is it possible that it could be the future of football, much like football went through a big change in the 70s and 80s? It seems to work .. Are we just mad because we got beat by a style we hate? I don't know. I sure didn't like watching it succeed against us. Is it just another strategy to win, albeit one some of us dislike immensely? Maybe.

I really don't think we will see rule changes though. It doesn't seem to affect rates of injuries, so why would the NCAA care? As long as it gets wins, highlights, points for flashiness, etc .. and sells tickets .. why would they change anything?
 
I am about as old school as it gets. It wouldn't bother me if we had a ten to one run to pass ratio as long as we keep winning. Also, there is no one on this forum who hates losing to the boogs more than I do. But it wasn't a gimmick offense that beat us. It was a hard nosed running back and offensive line that kept knocking our d line off the ball. Not our best game, as coach Saban said, but not smoke and mirrors either, no more than the fake punt in the second half was the reason we lost to LSU. Time to stop whining.
 
I don't know if I agree with this. Taking off my crimson colored glasses .. Are we really the best team in the league right now? Were we the best team in the league heading out of that LSU match up? It seemed like it. But what happened after that? At Miss. State? Are we really the 'best' team if we lost to Auburn and are ranked #3? We had plenty of chances to win that Iron Bowl and we didn't .. Does that make us the best still? I just don't know.

In a hypothetical situation let's say the game is played 10 times. How many of those do you think Bama wins?
 
I don't know if I agree with this. Taking off my crimson colored glasses .. Are we really the best team in the league right now? Were we the best team in the league heading out of that LSU match up? It seemed like it. But what happened after that? At Miss. State? Are we really the 'best' team if we lost to Auburn and are ranked #3? We had plenty of chances to win that Iron Bowl and we didn't .. Does that make us the best still? I just don't know.

In a hypothetical situation let's say the game is played 10 times. How many of those do you think Bama wins?

Given the same circumstances going into the game? 5 or 6 out of 10.
 
Wow! :)

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-t...8/hotsportstakes-the-shame-of-auburn-football

Every now and then, we will attempt to write the worst sports column on earth. Today: Let's talk about the BCS National Championship and the value of integrity.
PASADENA, CALIFORNIA — There's practically nothing in the realm of sports that stirs nostalgia in us quite like the Tournament of Roses every year. It's the gold standard. The mountaintop. The granddaddy of them all!
But not this year.
This year, your granddady won't watch.
Your granddaddy drinks, and grunts, and doesn't say a word.
Your granddaddy knows better than to throw his hat in the air for this Auburn team. Granddaddy knows what first-class football looks like. And this Auburn team ain't it.
Don't get me wrong, the past few weeks have been fun. Two weeks ago for the Iron Bowl, we had it all. A packed stadium, a wild finish, front-page headlines all over the world the next day. Hoo boy! The college football business was booming.
But ... what is college football even selling anymore?
Education? Integrity? I don't buy it. Not from Auburn.
<aside class="mod-inline content-box floatright border-full"> More College Football

Musings as the regular season wraps:
Final Exam Shootaround

Our college football enthusiasts share their thoughts on the 2013 season.
Championship Saturday Review

Holly Anderson recaps the Championship Saturday action and offers her early thoughts on what comes next.
What If …

… the playoff began this year? Ed Feng examines the contenders.


</aside> The Auburn team I know is the one that sold us the most disgraceful Heisman Trophy winner we've seen in 70 years. Was Cam Newton the MVP of college football that year? Sure, maybe. But not a Heisman Man. As the trophy's mission statement reads: "The Heisman Memorial Trophy annually recognizes the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity."
That last part is where Cam never measured up. Integrity.
Sometimes I think that the Heisman has never been the same since Cam Newton won it. Since a nation of sportswriters decided that, you know what? Integrity's not so important anymore. Highlights are more impressive than humility now.
That's the legacy of Cam Newton in college football.
Then you had their flash-in-the-pan coach, Gene Chizik. The man who came out of nowhere, bought himself a superstar — allegedly — and then watched the wins pile up.
Then, when his Golden Goose flew the coop to the NFL, big Gene laid an egg.
The team floundered on the field, and off the field some Auburn football stars were arrested on charges of armed robbery. I know college kids are entitled to a little fun, but armed robbery? It would be distressing if weren't so predictable after the way their Heisman winner conducted himself.
When you ignore your moral compass, you get lost.
This is where we've been with this program in recent years. But was 2013 supposed to be any different? The new hotshot Auburn coach, their new Golden Goose, was on staff a few years ago with Cam Newton. He looked the other way when fans called his quarterback "Scam" Newton, because why should he care? Gus Malzahn was just a football coach, and he got paid regardless. War Eagle? More like Whore Eagle.
But the most distressing point of all is the lessons Auburn is teaching on the field. If you care about the game of football, you should be concerned. Did you see the SEC title game?
I saw a glorified Arena League game.
Auburn scored 59 points, and its new star, Tre Mason, ran 46 times for 306 yards and four touchdowns, all SEC championship game records. But games like that and teams like Auburn are why it's sometimes difficult to take college football seriously.
Those were Gus Gimmicks that won on Saturday, not real football. Just like the Hail Mary in the Georgia game, or the missed–field goal return against Alabama. This team doesn't line up and hit you in the mouth. Forget the trenches! Auburn would rather trick their way to the top. And it works. It's all perfectly legal.
But it comes back to that pesky old word that has haunted Auburn since Cam.
Integrity.
The gimmicks may work, but they cheat the integrity of the sport.
They cheat all of us who used to look to the gridiron every Saturday to see examples of hard work paving the way to pay dirt, reminding us all of the clearest path to be success in this country. Work harder and hit someone in the mouth.
Nobody's saying Auburn's victories count for less, but at a time when Chump Kelly is somehow the hottest coach in the NFL and old workhorses like Mike Shanahan are being sent to the glue factory, you have to wonder where we're going. Will football still teach the right lessons?
This is what I had on my mind this past Sunday afternoon as I walked around the Rose Bowl, bending down to smell the grass.
As much as I remember the fantastic finish in the Iron Bowl, I'll remember the next day even better. That's when I realized the wrong team won the football game that night in Alabama.
If Alabama wins that game, we get a title game for the ages and one more go-round with one of college football's greatest generals. Florida State wouldn't stand a chance. Give Nick Saban a chessboard and a month to prepare, and he'll make Bobby Fischer look like Fisher-Price.
If Alabama wins that game, we get one of the best stories in years. A kid who came in and worked his tail off for his entire college career, then went out and won the biggest prize there is to win. Instead of voting for Jameis Winston and all his baggage, we'd have a winner we could all agree on. An example we could all point to.
AJ had his Heisman moment that day, and the stars were aligned, but no. Auburn got lucky and the better team got beat.
Sorry, AJ.
You'll always be a Heisman Man to me.
grant_g_mccarron_b1_576x324.jpg

The simple fact is that the better team lost that day. Sometimes we get happy endings in life, but sometimes we're left with the cold alternative of dreams unfulfilled.
Here we are. The best team in college football won't play for the national championship. And today, I just wanted to put away the pom poms for a minute and tell the truth. When tricks win out over talent, the game loses something.
Auburn may not be crooks this time, who can say. But this is a crock.
This isn't football. Remember that when it's time to tune in to the BCS title game in a few weeks. Remember your grandaddy, and everything we lose when we forfeit our integrity.
It's a damn shame.
And a title game without the best team in America?
We call that a sham, my friends.

Is this column not satire?
 
Is this column not satire?

LOL I just re-read the article and I think it is. But the sad thing is .. there have been so many Alabama articles just like this one lately (non-satirical) that it gets to the point where what he is saying accurately represents the feelings of a whole lot of people. So .. he succeeds at life.

The comments are cracking me up.
 
Last edited:
LOL I just re-read the article and I think it is. But the sad thing is .. there have been so many Alabama articles just like this one lately (non-satirical) that it gets to the point where what he is saying accurately represents the feelings of a whole lot of people. So .. he succeeds at life.

The comments are cracking me up.

Yeah people in the motherland take their football way to seriously. The first sentence pretty explicitly states that it's satire. Unfortunately, for people like me, a large percentage of our population don't understand, can't identify, and are enraged by satire. Actually that's not such a bad thing for me but it still makes me a little sad.

Did anyone see Collin Cowherd's Saban tweet about him being such a tireless worker he's going to take both jobs? That's the funniest take I've yet heard on the Saban rumors and the only funny thing Cowherd has ever said that I know of.
 
For starters, NEVER under any circumstances let the barn lure us down there two years in a row. A lot is happening with conference realignment and expansion, hence the reason Georgia had to play there in back to back years. Georgia should have known better and should have flat out refused to be the road team two straight years. I just hope that we never under any circumstances fall for it if they try to get us to do it.

That offense can and will be beat. Oregon shut their butts down in the 2010 BCS Title Game. Dyer's fake out long run at the end is what set the barn up for the winning FG. In the IB this year, we stopped them plenty of times. What got us was the repeated failure to capitalize on opportunities to seal the deal. Next year, A) we get them at home, B) Saban has NEVER lost to those jackasses two years in a row, at LSU or Bama, and C) we have a year to work on a game plan for shutting them down and shutting them up. See Florida 2009 SEC Title Game.
 
For starters, NEVER under any circumstances let the barn lure us down there two years in a row. A lot is happening with conference realignment and expansion, hence the reason Georgia had to play there in back to back years. Georgia should have known better and should have flat out refused to be the road team two straight years. I just hope that we never under any circumstances fall for it if they try to get us to do it.

That offense can and will be beat. Oregon shut their butts down in the 2010 BCS Title Game. Dyer's fake out long run at the end is what set the barn up for the winning FG. In the IB this year, we stopped them plenty of times. What got us was the repeated failure to capitalize on opportunities to seal the deal. Next year, A) we get them at home, B) Saban has NEVER lost to those jackasses two years in a row, at LSU or Bama, and C) we have a year to work on a game plan for shutting them down and shutting them up. See Florida 2009 SEC Title Game.


Bingo.

and the fact that the game came down to a once in a decade play doesnt even upset me....One of my co-worker's is a Barner, yea he gloated...but hes not delusional like many of them are....he knows the football gods blessed his team for the last qtr of the season.

I think Bama will be a more agressive offensive playcaller after that loss.
 

Similar threads

Back
Top Bottom