A friend of mine was bragging to me about the new voice activated MP3 player he had in his car's sound system. Siad he was driving from Birmingham to Mobile on I-65 and decided to give it a good test. He first called out "Beatles" and listined to about 45 minutes of the Fab Four. Fore a change a tried "Beethoven" and soon the rich sounds of the Philadelphia Philharmonic filled his care. The he said jazz, and was really enjoying some Coltrane when a pickup truck with oversized tires blew by him. The driver tossed out an empty beer can which hit my friend's car. He screamed "Redneck A**hole", and the sound system swithced to Phil Fulmer singing Rocky Top. He says buying that new sound system is the best money he ever spent.
