Yes, they suck. No, I won't be watching... and don't expect anyone else to either. But, Shane Gillis is hosting them, so there is at least a slight possibility that ABC/ESPN/Disney will be issuing some type of apology either late tonight or tomorrow morning covering anyone who may have be offended about something said. An ESPY/Sports version of Ricky Gervais Roasting Hollywood at the Golden Globes would be amazing.