Cowboy: "That your dog?"Indian: "Yep."Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"IIndian: "Dog no talk."Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"Dog: "Doin' all right."Indian: (Look of shock!)Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)Dog: "Yep."Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takesme to the lake once a week to play."Indian: (Look of total disbelief)Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"Indian: "Horse no talk."Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"Horse: "Cool."Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)Horse: "Yep."Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me downoften and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather........"Indian: (Look of total amazement)Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"Indian: "Sheep big liar........"
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