🏈 The Bama Gnome makes his SEC Picks for Week 2...

[Bama Gnome]

I've emerged a week late, give me a break...

Miami (OH) @ Kentucky - The Cats had to schedule someone they could beat I guess, but what a crappy game to have to watch.
Kentucky- 40 Miami (OH)- 17

Florida @ Miami - I'm not sold on Florida, but the only ACC team that's gonna give the Gators issues is FSU.
Florida- 23 Miami- 10

Western Kentucky @ Tennessee - The Vols pull away in the 2nd half and starts the season 2-0 before the big trip to Eugene, OR.
Tennessee- 34 Western Kentucky- 16

Toledo @ Missouri - For the 2nd week in a row, the Rockets face an SEC team, and for the 2nd week in a row, they lose. This time though, they put up a better fight per the scoreboard.
Missouri- 31 Toledo- 14

Alcorn State @ Mississippi State - Zzzzzzzzzzzz....... Even Clown Shoes Mullen can't screw this one up.
MSU- 52 Alcorn State- 3

South Carolina @ Georgia - The Gamecocks are more physical, and that will be the difference. Mark Richt and his Bulldogs are about to start 0-2. Let the meltdown begin yet again! Lulz
South Carolina- 28 Georgia- 24

SE Missouri State @ Ole Miss - There's no reason to even leave The Grove for a game like this.
Ole Miss- 55 SE Missouri State- 7

Sam Houston St. @ Texas A&M - Manziel will light up the scoreboard in the 1st half and then A&M will put it on cruise control and rest up for the Tide.
Texas A&M- 48 Sam Houston St.- 20

UAB @ LSU - LSU does what they want, when they want and UAB's 2 dozen fans will just have to grin and bear it.
LSU- 42 UAB- 13

Samford @ Arkansas - John L. Smith could have won this one. Probably.
Arkansas- 38 Samford- 6

Arkansas State @ Auburn - Arkansas St. keeps it interesting for a while and makes some plays, but in the end Auburn will find a way to win because they are a family and prayed about it.
Auburn- 37 Arkansas State- 29

Austin Peay @ Vanderbilt - Vandy's fans leave early, and it's because they are killing the other team. A rarity.
Vanderbilt- 45 Austin Peay- 10

 

[PhillyGirl]

I'm thinking Miami will put up more of a fight. Florida is only a 3 point favorite (last I checked). As much as I dislike "the U", i would love to see them upset Florida.

 

[RollllTide!]

I'm thinking Miami will put up more of a fight. Florida is only a 3 point favorite (last I checked). As much as I dislike "the U", i would love to see them upset Florida.

Wow you got your wish

 

[TheChief]

I've emerged a week late, give me a break...

Miami (OH) @ Kentucky - The Cats had to schedule someone they could beat I guess, but what a crappy game to have to watch.
Kentucky- 40 Miami (OH)- 17

Florida @ Miami - I'm not sold on Florida, but the only ACC team that's gonna give the Gators issues is FSU.
Florida- 23 Miami- 10

Western Kentucky @ Tennessee - The Vols pull away in the 2nd half and starts the season 2-0 before the big trip to Eugene, OR.
Tennessee- 34 Western Kentucky- 16

Toledo @ Missouri - For the 2nd week in a row, the Rockets face an SEC team, and for the 2nd week in a row, they lose. This time though, they put up a better fight per the scoreboard.
Missouri- 31 Toledo- 14

Alcorn State @ Mississippi State - Zzzzzzzzzzzz....... Even Clown Shoes Mullen can't screw this one up.
MSU- 52 Alcorn State- 3

South Carolina @ Georgia - The Gamecocks are more physical, and that will be the difference. Mark Richt and his Bulldogs are about to start 0-2. Let the meltdown begin yet again! Lulz
South Carolina- 28 Georgia- 24

SE Missouri State @ Ole Miss - There's no reason to even leave The Grove for a game like this.
Ole Miss- 55 SE Missouri State- 7

Sam Houston St. @ Texas A&M - Manziel will light up the scoreboard in the 1st half and then A&M will put it on cruise control and rest up for the Tide.
Texas A&M- 48 Sam Houston St.- 20

UAB @ LSU - LSU does what they want, when they want and UAB's 2 dozen fans will just have to grin and bear it.
LSU- 42 UAB- 13

Samford @ Arkansas - John L. Smith could have won this one. Probably.
Arkansas- 38 Samford- 6

Arkansas State @ Auburn - Arkansas St. keeps it interesting for a while and makes some plays, but in the end Auburn will find a way to win because they are a family and prayed about it.
Auburn- 37 Arkansas State- 29

Austin Peay @ Vanderbilt - Vandy's fans leave early, and it's because they are killing the other team. A rarity.
Vanderbilt- 45 Austin Peay- 10

Bama gnome, you missed the only two picks this week that were not gimmies. I've got to give you a pass though. I did too. It's early; you'll be rolling soon.