Haha, good one. Wish I was as quick witted when I met Bob Hope backstage at JSU, when I was working the event. I was working side by side with a quite lovely lass, whom I took out and back in, during the foloowing week. Bob winked at me, then addressed her with the following, "Hello sweetheart, do you know the difference between an egg salad sandwich and sex?", she replied "no", he then said "let's have lunch sometime." He then strode away before either of us could say anything.