šŸˆ Tennessee Week…

I left the 7-11 a few minutes ago (no guesses for why I was there, folks) and had a UT guy walk in...decked in orange, right?

I'm not one who wears a lot of Bama gear, but it just so happens I had my RTB had on that @BamaFan334 made: RollTideBama.com on the back.

Yep. "We're gonna beat you guys by four touchdowns with Milton."

I don't know where this shit comes from. I may have a drug addled brain. I just said, "You've heard about QB's who can't hit the side of a barn? He's on the wrong ranch."

It took :10 to :15 for it to set it...you could see it registering—"wait, did he just say?". But dayum, that was funny.
 
I left the 7-11 a few minutes ago (no guesses for why I was there, folks) and had a UT guy walk in...decked in orange, right?

I'm not one who wears a lot of Bama gear, but it just so happens I had my RTB had on that @BamaFan334 made: RollTideBama.com on the back.

Yep. "We're gonna beat you guys by four touchdowns with Milton."

I don't know where this shit comes from. I may have a drug addled brain. I just said, "You've heard about QB's who can't hit the side of a barn? He's on the wrong ranch."

It took :10 to :15 for it to set it...you could see it registering—"wait, did he just say?". But dayum, that was funny.

The real test is if he signs up on the site. Keep watch for the next 24-hours, ha ha.
 
The real test is if he signs up on the site. Keep watch for the next 24-hours, ha ha.
He won't. When I saw it was takin' a minute to process that? I went into the smart ass phase.

Imagine that.

I can't remember what I said going out the door other than I know how it was received. Confusion, hopefully for a few minutes. Here's what's stupid.

There's a girl that works there that sent me a text and told me I was being mean. She's smarter than I am: PHD work at CSU. But. She' knows football and works at 7-11 because she needs the money. (Our first date was at the Hampton, but I digress.)

If a Tennessee joke lands at a 7-11? I've done my job this week.
 
I knew the Viles would not know what to do with themselves if they ever had a decent season. They are the worst fanbase and it an't close in my view. Of course I have lived close to them my entire life so I have more data points with them than any other fanbase.

This is the one that is a must win from my perspective. Always will be even when we were on the 15 game win streak. Seeing them helpless was a thing of beauty.
 
The real test is if he signs up on the site. Keep watch for the next 24-hours, ha ha.
Reading isn’t a Vile strong suit! He was likely just going off of the elephant on the front!

The wife and I went up there back in ā€˜16 and on gameday, we ate breakfast at one of the many pancake houses outside of Pigeon Forge. Waitress asked if we were going to the game and I said that we were. She said that UT was going to beat us by 3 TDs. I just laughed. When we were paying our bill, I asked if she wanted to make a wager on the contest. $5 was all! She agreed! We swung by on our way home and she called out!!šŸ˜‚
 
Reading isn’t a Vile strong suit! He was likely just going off of the elephant on the front!

The wife and I went up there back in ā€˜16 and on gameday, we ate breakfast at one of the many pancake houses outside of Pigeon Forge. Waitress asked if we were going to the game and I said that we were. She said that UT was going to beat us by 3 TDs. I just laughed. When we were paying our bill, I asked if she wanted to make a wager on the contest. $5 was all! She agreed! We swung by on our way home and she called out!!šŸ˜‚
I was up in Galinburg over the summer sometime during the Bama 15 year streak and had my Bama hat on. At one of the shops one of the shop owners who was of course a Vile fan started talking about how this was going to be year the Viles beat Bama. I just said we will see and moved on. Of course Bama kicked their butt as they did almost every year during the streak. I have seen the Vile fans over the years and you just know they just need one small opening to run their mouth. They can't help themselves.

Been in that awful stadium during the Franchione years and of course Bama lost. Some of the biggest assholes in the world walking out of the stadium. I have no use for the Viles....
 
Love the 7-11 story, it’s a good representation of a typical Vol fan. We all have a story like that I’m certain 😁

I almost feel bad for them, we went through mediocrity back in the mid 90’s for quite sometime and the SEC is better when UT is good.

I’ve mentioned before that my lovely wife went to anesthesia school at UT and her birthday is October 23rd, which always falls on UT week. Makes for an interesting week at the Walker household. It was tough watching last years game (we had a pair of LSU fans here for that one as well) but I think Milton simply doesn’t have the moxie or skill set to beat us this year, even with us playing so poorly at times.

I did buy my wife a 2038 calendar as a joke this year because I told her last year to enjoy the win and we’d see it again in 2038.
 
Today's entry... 1990... A young(er) Sean McDonough and Mike Gottfried on the call...

@UAgrad93, you were on the team then, correct?


Was at 1990 game. Man they were very good and ... well bama wasnt

Sat right in middle of them orange clad asses

Was beautiful

And living in Tennessee for past 30+. Sure was nice Monday morning and many since
Also had to endure the probation years. That was tough for a soul

Out n about today. Really was hard to get a rise outta any. No car flags. Either

I think most realize that they aren't very good and probably hasn't seen bama play
 
Today's edition... 2009. The ending was great, but I'll always remember being there with the late, great @Bo, one of the best men that God ever put on this earth... and a Bama fan to his core. He's been gone 10 years now, and I hate it for his family of course, but also hate that he didn't get to enjoy this entire run Alabama has gone on... he'd have loved every moment. Miss you, Jimbo. We all do.

Anyway, just skip to the end if you want to enjoy the, "Blocked again! Cody, again!" moment.


 

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