🏈 Someone, please beat Alabama

[252BAMA]

2. Alabama. Crushed LSU 30-16. Les Miles would challenge a rhino to a head-butting contest. If you want anyone to write anything new and exciting about Alabama, you are looking in the wrong place. The only hope for humanity and a world without a 27-3 Playoff final in which Alabama gets a 21-0 lead over, like, Baylor is that Mississippi State, Auburn or Florida plays the game of its life against the Crimson Tide and saves us all the miserable asphyxiation of Nick Saban football. None can do this.

We're all going to have to watch more Alabama football than we want to, though there is one positive side effect: watching Lane Kiffin actually use a running back.

Someone, please beat Alabama

 

[Bammerboy321]

ahahahahahhaa. Pulled this from the comments

"My Momma Always Said, There's Only So Much Winnin' a Man Really Needs, The Rest Is Just For Showin' Off."

 

[alabama mike]

When you are one of the elite programs in the country, everyone guns for you and wants to see you lose.

 

[TiderNAL]

Basically, the writer is just admitting that he and a lot of others around the country don't enjoy watching football be played the way God intended it. Alabama does it the best.

 

[RollllTide!]

Basically, the writer is just admitting that he and a lot of others around the country don't enjoy watching football be played the way God intended it. Alabama does it the best.

Welcome aboard

 

[ComeOnSon]

ahahahahahhaa. Pulled this from the comments

"My Momma Always Said, There's Only So Much Winnin' a Man Really Needs, The Rest Is Just For Showin' Off."

Chuckled audibly at this.

 

[RollllTide!]

Chuckled audibly at this.

Welcome Aboard

 

[RollllTide!]

ahahahahahhaa. Pulled this from the comments

"My Momma Always Said, There's Only So Much Winnin' a Man Really Needs, The Rest Is Just For Showin' Off."

The Caption should read.
Life as a BAMA Coach is like a box of Chocolates. You never know what your gonna get
but with 5 star Athletes, your gonna get a lot.

 

[XXL TideFan]

Classical backhanded compliment. His blurb is predicated on Bama ending as NC's with a suffocating style of play. Bidness as usual,IMO

 

[bama alum]

Spencer Hall? Danny Kannell's pseudonym?

 

[TerryP]

Spencer Hall? Danny Kannell's pseudonym?

EDSBS

 

[bamachine]

Yeah and he is a Gator fan. He just wants to avoid seeing us in Atlanta.

 

[Haganah]

This weeks:

3. Alabama. Beat Miss State 31-6. The Alabama defense sacked Dak Prescott nine times. I typed the rest of this part at halftime because Alabama is a glacier moving slowly downhill.

No one will ever come back against the Tide, ever. It's 21-3 at halftime and there is no hope and I'm going ahead and writing this. There was that loss to Ole Miss for some reason and now there is only the drought, and the nuclear wasteland, and Alabama wandering through it smiling. Derrick Henry is 245 pounds and can outrun entire SEC defenses. Death is the only real undefeated team.

Alabama does not need water or sleep or hope like weak human flesh, nor even require a functioning quarterback. Don't watch the Tide unless you like watching the football equivalent of famine, or are an Alabama fan, and these are the same things. They play Charleston Southern and Auburn to end the season, and then Florida in the SEC Championship. They are already basically in the Playoff. Give up hope forever. Give it up now.