We have DirecTV; therefore, we won't be getting the SEC Network.
Our remote controls are abysmally slow.
My wife loved Dish before, but she got caught up in the whole dropping AMC thing like so many others did. About month after we started our contract with DirecTV, the biggest surprise ever... :sarc

ish and AMC reconciled. When this current contract is over, I think not only will she be making the call to Dish, she might even help the maintenance guy with the actual dishes.
That being said, coupled with G-Mac's off-handed laugh the other night about the SEC Network and DirecTV customers' luck, I still think DirecTV will come around and get the SEC Network. DirecTV is going to lose a lot more people because of this pissing match with the SEC Network than Dish did those who really wanted to watch that stupid zombie show,
Mad Men (her #1 complaint), and ...something else.
Despite all that whininess above, I'd still rather have satellite than cable.
Btw
@jdpas29, there are a number of children's channels on DirecTV. I'm sure Dish offers those too.