🏈 SI: The Inescapable Inevitability of Nick Saban's Alabama

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

• Nick Saban and Alabama have drained college football of much of its endgame drama, and there's no telling when (or if?) the Tide will recede anytime soon.

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This year's champion is as predictable as the Tide

 

[Crtuneman]

Love that article. Ed Orgeron wakes up every morning knowing there is a 10% chance he will lock himself in his vehicle. Hilarious. And yes, always blame Lane Kiffin. LOL

 

[OriginalBamachris]

That is the best and funniest article I've read in a while. :clap::hurray::dance:

 

[EasyTider]

There are nuggets of gold in there....

All of this will lead to two predictable outcomes: the Tide winning another national championship and Saban angrily denouncing newspapers for reporting that they won another national championship.

Sources say Saban has not experienced true joy since 8:14 a.m. on June 2, 2009, when he cracked open an egg and found a double yolk. He was so disgusted by the feeling that he threw out the egg and fired the chicken.

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

There are nuggets of gold in there....

All of this will lead to two predictable outcomes: the Tide winning another national championship and Saban angrily denouncing newspapers for reporting that they won another national championship.

Sources say Saban has not experienced true joy since 8:14 a.m. on June 2, 2009, when he cracked open an egg and found a double yolk. He was so disgusted by the feeling that he threw out the egg and fired the chicken.

Yup. High-larious.

 

[rick4bama]

:rtrsign:

Asking about the secret to the Tide's success is like asking an elephant for his secret to squashing bugs

For other teams in the South, Saban is now like Waffle House: Wherever you go, there he is. His success looms over every coaching decision in the SEC.

:bman:

 

[TerryP]

. He is tired of the press acting like Alabama wins the title every year when the truth is that Alabama wins the title only every other year.

 

[#80]

That was very entertaining.

 

[Crimson&WhiteGecko]

Good stuff...

 

[bamascw]

It only shows that Saban is getting soft....after finding the double yolk he merely fired the chicken and did not kill it! WUSSY
:sarcasm:

 

['65 Cobra]

Love that article. Ed Orgeron wakes up every morning knowing there is a 10% chance he will lock himself in his vehicle. Hilarious. And yes, always blame Lane Kiffin. LOL

Yes, that was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing!!

 

[Bamabww]

Very well written. My favorite line:

Ole Miss's Hugh Freeze resigned for calling escort services on his university-issued phone, which has nothing to do with Saban but is far too hilarious not to mention.

 

[RollllTide!]

I needed that laugh.

Ole Miss's Hugh Freeze resigned for calling escort services on his university-issued phone, which has nothing to do with Saban but is far too hilarious not to mention. With a salary of almost $5 million per year, Freeze couldn't buy a personal phone? He should blame Lane Kiffin.