🧑‍🍳 Scenario: You're single, unencumbered. She says, "come over and let me make you dinner." Are you going?

[TerryP]

And if so, why?

 

[TerryP]

1. You should. Have you seen the way she handled the knife?
2. The Italian flair ... and it's a woman in the kitchen. (Italian cooks—men—tend to be assholes in my experience. I've met a few.)
3. Stomach satisfied.
4. Eyes appeased.

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FWIW, I know she has a season out on Prime. The title is her username, The Pasta Queen.

I haven't seen the show. I have seen a few of her videos. In my opinion, she's good around the kitchen.

 

[TerryP]

I have seen a few of her videos.

I'm BIG on #2 and #4!

 

[Krimson]

Yes I'm going, hoping for dessert.

 

[TerryP]

Yes I'm going, hoping for dessert.

Based on those two videos it would be Chocolate torta della nonna

 

[Krimson]

Based on those two videos it would be Chocolate torta della nonna

If I were single I wouldn't care what the food was, wouldn't be my main focus ya know? I mean I would take the home cooked meal but it wouldn't be a requirement for me to go home with her.

 

[TerryP]

Chocolate torta della nonna

@Brandon Van de Graaff

Now THAT'S a pie!

...and here's where I get lost. I could make that pie. It's a bit complicated making a chocolate pie crust and then the filling...but good lord; that's a pie.

 

[TerryP]

If I were single I wouldn't care what the food was, wouldn't be my main focus ya know? I mean I would take the home cooked meal but it wouldn't be a requirement for me to go home with her.

Foregone conclusion/assumption...known fact before the invite.

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Side story:

I do this every year.

We have a friend who has been making a Christmas dinner for the group for 15 or more years now. It's around a dozen or so adults. Tina cooks everything, for everyone. So...

For going on 10 years now I've bought some flowers, a bottle of wine, a little wrapping paper, and a block of floral foam.

Stick the neck in the bottom of the foam. Remove it.
Wet the foam Put the flowers in the top. Put it on the bottle.
Wrap it.

Now it's a bottle of wine that looks like a floral arrangement ... all wrapped and shit. Tina gets it every year. I have a few others I do the same with. Easy peasy. A half of a dozen ladies all done in an hour...and its Christmas shopping. I can do the same thing every year. Just different flowers and wine.

The Pasta Lady ... yah, that would work.

 

[alabama mike]

Absolutely I’m going.

 

[PurlJam]

Yes I'm going, hoping for dessert.

Too lazy to dig up the "Whip Cream Bikini" gif again, but you get what I'm sayin'

 

[TerryP]

Too lazy to dig up the "Whip Cream Bikini" gif again, but you get what I'm sayin'

Not really...

 

[OldPlayer]

Too lazy to dig up the "Whip Cream Bikini" gif again, but you get what I'm sayin'

You’re welcome

 

[Krimson]

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You’re welcome

Think everyone who was a teen when that came out can picture it perfectly in their mind but it's always nice to get a refresher.

 

[rick4bama]

Well this is about as close to me saying NO! Those big old red lips, red lip stick is to me what @alabama mike is to mac & cheese. My dad nephew's wife would always try to kiss me with big old red lip stick on. To this day it not what would turn me on!

 

[footballer]

I would go, I'm cheap.

 

[TerryP]

Well this is about as close to me saying NO! Those big old red lips, red lip stick is to me what @alabama mike is to mac & cheese. My dad nephew's wife would always try to kiss me with big old red lip stick on. To this day it not what would turn me on!

Once she learned about Mike, she wouldn't allow him in the house. It would be the easiest cock-block in history. All you have to say is, "he doesn't like tomato sauce."