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Reasons Why the University of Alabama is the Worst

 

[TerryP]

I just found this a few pages back on the News forums...an entertaining look back at this past weekend. And, for your reading pleasure, here's MSU summed up in a few hundreds words.

 

[50+yeartidefan]

Some truism in this article....
So much jealousy in this world...
Hail State....if you would have just shucked out the money for Cam....instead of AU

 

[bama alum]

 

[sean]

all the other bullshit notwithstanding (because that's what it is...bullshit) i always love seeing the line about "they're fans of a school that they never attended".

so? where is it written that you can only be a fan if you went to school there? are any of them fans of any pro teams? if so, have they ever played for those pro teams? if not, then why are they fans of that team?

sounds like a bunch of jealous cunts that have not yet accepted their mediocrity and keep clanging on those wife...uh...cow bells.

 

[50+yeartidefan]

all the other bullshit notwithstanding (because that's what it is...bullshit) i always love seeing the line about "they're fans of a school that they never attended".

so? where is it written that you can only be a fan if you went to school there? are any of them fans of any pro teams? if so, have they ever played for those pro teams? if not, then why are they fans of that team?

sounds like a bunch of jealous cunts that have not yet accepted their mediocrity and keep clanging on those wife...uh...cow bells.

Yeah....like those fans never attended Uof A.... like its the only university that has
fans that didnt attend the school...
Wonder how many Notre Dame fans really went to ND?...

 

[XXL TideFan]

all the other bullshit notwithstanding (because that's what it is...bullshit) i always love seeing the line about "they're fans of a school that they never attended".

so? where is it written that you can only be a fan if you went to school there? are any of them fans of any pro teams? if so, have they ever played for those pro teams? if not, then why are they fans of that team?

sounds like a bunch of jealous cunts that have not yet accepted their mediocrity and keep clanging on those wife...uh...cow bells.

What, exactly are you alluding to?

 

[sean]

all the other bullshit notwithstanding (because that's what it is...bullshit) i always love seeing the line about "they're fans of a school that they never attended".

so? where is it written that you can only be a fan if you went to school there? are any of them fans of any pro teams? if so, have they ever played for those pro teams? if not, then why are they fans of that team?

sounds like a bunch of jealous cunts that have not yet accepted their mediocrity and keep clanging on those wife...uh...cow bells.

What, exactly are you alluding to?

i'm not alluding to anything...i was stating outright.

click the link in the op and read what the author of the article wrote. one of the things is titled: I’ve never met an Alabama fan that actually went to Alabama. i was referring to that part of his little diatribe.

 

[XXL TideFan]

@sk33tr, Sarcasm brother.

 

[sean]

@sk33tr, Sarcasm brother.

see, you can't give me sarcasm before lunch. my brain isn't awake, yet, lol.

let's call it about 1:00 or 1:30 before the ole noggin wakes up and starts to process....stuff

 

[footballer]

Jealousy, a terrible waste of a somewhat human being.

 

[ColAngus]

Meh. Cowbell has a legit shot to beat Alabama about every 10 years. That shot was last year and in the end they weren't up to the challenge.

Now they can take their jealousy and slink back to mid-to-bottom tier of the SEC West for the next 9 years or so.

 

[sean]

Meh. Cowbell has a legit shot to beat Alabama about every 10 years. That shot was last year and in the end they weren't up to the challenge.

Now they can take their jealousy and slink back to mid-to-bottom tier of the SEC West for the next 9 years or so.

so basically they're the tennessee (or even south carolina, at some points) of the west

 

[Elderfalsedemigod]

where is it written that you can only be a fan if you went to school there?

The majority of state fans over here in the 'Sip ain't finish high school, much less get a degree from any college

 

[OldPlayer]

Madoff is not an alum. He attended for one year and transferred to Hofstra.

 

[AFF]

Another great thing about this fantastic run Bama is having is how it affects the other fan bases. They're envious. They're obsessed. They're angry. They're frustrated. They trigger easily. All of the things you could ever ask for in an opposing fan base. Somebody may have to look this up - but I seem to recall that Alabama has beaten Mississippi State more than any one team has ever beaten another in Div. I football (81?). No wonder he's mad.

 

[Elderfalsedemigod]

They're angry

Yeah there are some really salty clanga fans this year because pre-season they were told Fitz would possibly surpass Dak's accomplishments, they were also told they had the 2nd or 3rd best receiving corp in the SEC and they would be the contender to challenge Alabama in the west. I told them in July they were selling wolf tickets

 

[50+yeartidefan]

They're angry

Yeah there are some really salty clanga fans this year because pre-season they were told Fitz would possibly surpass Dak's accomplishments, they were also told they had the 2nd or 3rd best receiving corp in the SEC and they would be the contender to challenge Alabama in the west. I told them in July they were selling wolf tickets

Forgot...best D line...maybe best D.....