🏈 Positive confirmation Peter Burns is a dumbass. Argue with me. This man has kids...

[TerryP]

 

[TerryP]

The abuse of the golf club is a thread in itself.

How do you not know?

 

[OldPlayer]

I think it’s an oak leaf

 

[Krimson]

How do you not know?

Related to Tim Walz

 

[Justneedme81]

The deck needs to be replaced

 

[UAgrad93]

Mr No Shoulders!!

 

[bama alum]

 

[alabama mike]

A five iron?

 

[rammerjammer]

Copper Head..........and several years back my daughter texted me on the way to the bus top to tell me she almost stepped on one in the middle of the road. I used a baseball bat. I sent him back to hell where he belongs.

 

[TerryP]

Copper Head..........and several years back my daughter texted me on the way to the bus top to tell me she almost stepped on one in the middle of the road. I used a baseball bat. I sent him back to hell where he belongs.

Last year I was out biking pre-dawn and saw one crossing the road. I stopped because it looked so fat. A guy in a 2500 came through, saw the snake, and "gunned it." I'd swear the back tires threw that snake 15 yards in the air.

One can only say, "oh well."

 

[Justneedme81]

When I was living in Harvest, I was single at that time and it was spring. One day I opened front door to take the trash out, the front glass door immediately closed and I thought it was strange so I decided to check the door on way back in after taking the trash out . I'm walking back and I see huge snake stuck in the hinges spot and it was dead. I unknowingly killed the snake. Few more minutes and it would've been inside my house or at least sitting right there and someone would've been bitten.

What's funny is that my milf booty call was on her way over when that happened. I scrambled and got my neighbor to remove snake and he threw it into the wood behind his house.

 

[TerryP]

When I was living in Harvest, I was single at that time and it was spring. One day I opened front door to take the trash out, the front glass door immediately closed and I thought it was strange so I decided to check the door on way back in after taking the trash out . I'm walking back and I see huge snake stuck in the hinges spot and it was dead. I unknowingly killed the snake. Few more minutes and it would've been inside my house or at least sitting right there and someone would've been bitten.

What's funny is that my milf booty call was on her way over when that happened. I scrambled and got my neighbor to remove snake and he threw it into the wood behind his house.

Something similar...

Was sitting in my room one day and heard something banging around inside the AC unit outside. I went out to check and saw half of a snake hanging through the grate on top, the rest of the snake splattered around the inside of the unit. He was chasing something when the until kicked on...death by 1000 cuts.

 

[Krimson]

Copper Head..........and several years back my daughter texted me on the way to the bus top to tell me she almost stepped on one in the middle of the road. I used a baseball bat. I sent him back to hell where he belongs.

Only snake I've ever stepped on. Picking up limbs in the yard after a hurricane and didn't see it. Heard the landing from the strike and knew what it was, scared the crap outta me but luckily it missed. Had my pistol and I didn't miss.

 

[Justneedme81]

Something similar...

Was sitting in my room one day and heard something banging around inside the AC unit outside. I went out to check and saw half of a snake hanging through the grate on top, the rest of the snake splattered around the inside of the unit. He was chasing something when the until kicked on...death by 1000 cuts.

I hope you hired someone to come and clean it out.

 

[rueben]

I think it’s an oak leaf

Live Oak, to be more precise.

 

[BamaFan334]

I stepped over one on my back patio a few years ago while I was cooking on the grill. It was hugged up on the brick threshold of the back door and patio and I stepped right over him. Felt something hit my flip flop and turned around to see him sitting there staring at me. Assuming he struck my at my foot and luckily hit the bottom of my flip flop (Rainbows). Picked him up with a shovel and showed the wife and kids, then chopped his head off.

 

[TerryP]

then chopped his head off.

The only snakes I've killed have been either hit by my string trimmer or lawn mower. I don't kill them; even if it is a copperhead. Rodent control. I've had problems with rodents eating in my garden as if it's a free buffet.

Now, I did find my solution: dried fox urine around the perimeter.

 

[bama alum]

The only snakes I've killed have been either hit by my string trimmer or lawn mower. I don't kill them; even if it is a copperhead. Rodent control. I've had problems with rodents eating in my garden as if it's a free buffet.

Thank you! The number of dumbass comments I've read over the years on social media..."The only good snake is a dead snake." Stupid...

 

[Krimson]

The only snakes I've killed have been either hit by my string trimmer or lawn mower. I don't kill them; even if it is a copperhead. Rodent control. I've had problems with rodents eating in my garden as if it's a free buffet.

Now, I did find my solution: dried fox urine around the perimeter.

I don't mess with them unless they're poisonous and close to the house. Or rat snakes and close to the chickens.

 

[TerryP]

I don't mess with them unless they're poisonous and close to the house. Or rat snakes and close to the chickens.

I may have told this story.

A few years ago I was working in the back yard and found a green snake. My best guess, based on the pavers I laid at the gate, he was at least 40+" long. I trapped him with the dog poop scooper and took him out to the front: put him in the ditch and just left.

The guy that lived across the street from me at the time was the programming producer for the local Fox station: never at home. So, the next morning his wife comes flying across the street telling me about the snake that she and her daughter saw yesterday and how much it scared them.

I don't know why this shit happens with me.

This morning, I'm in line at the 7-11 and the lady next to me takes a HUGE swing at something with her potato chips bag. (Yeah, looked like that was breakfast.) I looked at her like, "what was that?" She laughed and said "I killed a mosquito."

"I told her, maybe grab another bag since that one has mosquito guts on it."

She laughed again, and said, "they are mosquito flavored."

It was mesquite.