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This would probably make a good thread. I probably have around 10 watches: I don't wear them any more. I probably have a dozen pocket knifes. I carry one every day. My first one was an Old Timer my granddad gave me as a kid. I still have it.

This literally happened less than two hours ago. I heard my neighbor in his garage working ... walked out to see what he was doing. He'd received an Amazon package yesterday and I saw him have to walk back into his house, into his kitchen, and then spent a few minutes trying to find some scissors to break the tape on the box.

I had my Boker ... but, just watched him.
There's one on my pocket at all times unless I'm somewhere they're not allowed and then there's one there if I don't think they will find it, like Disney.
 
There's one on my pocket at all times unless I'm somewhere they're not allowed and then there's one there if I don't think they will find it, like Disney.
That last time I was at Disney...

My girlfriend went to the parks for four days, I played golf for three. I wasn't going into that park without taking "something to smoke on." So, I filled an old film cannister: the black ones with the grey tops for 35 mm camera film.

I'm standing with my girl in line waiting for that space shuttle thing...she says, "those girls are staring at your dick!"

No. I had the film canister upside down and it looked like the lid was ... well, I think you are getting the picture.

I had a knife that day. "How else am I supposed to clean the grooves on my wedges? After all, she talked me into this!"
 
That last time I was at Disney...

My girlfriend went to the parks for four days, I played golf for three. I wasn't going into that park without taking "something to smoke on." So, I filled an old film cannister: the black ones with the grey tops for 35 mm camera film.

I'm standing with my girl in line waiting for that space shuttle thing...she says, "those girls are staring at your dick!"

No. I had the film canister upside down and it looked like the lid was ... well, I think you are getting the picture.

I had a knife that day. "How else am I supposed to clean the grooves on my wedges? After all, she talked me into this!"
On my way to take the dogs out and have a piece of chocolate.
 
On my way to take the dogs out and have a piece of chocolate.
It's been two decades since I've been to Disney. I'm thinking '98, maybe '99. Edibles really weren't a thing then.

I found several places to "tuck away" when I was there. Smoking was allowed in the park then. I don't remember what they called it...that little area you could walk off and grab International food. (Oh damn, thread idea.) It was so expensive, and so ... nothing.

You know what Pad Thai is? I use shrimp and chicken, bean sprouts, rice noodles stir-fried with eggs...peanuts...make my own sweet/sour/salty/spicy sauce....

This goes back to something I said the other day on the forum. Most here can say, "no."

I took a few bites of that at Disney at the India place (thinking Tabasco won't hide this!!!) and said, "no."

Gonna start a thread about this ....
 
Good moonshine around here is sold for around $40 a quart.

Story time:

I was working in the front yard one day and had just finished one side. I stopped, opened a beer, and my neighbor asked me if I wanted a shot. WTH, right? Then he asked if wanted another. And then another.

One sheet in the wind originates from old sailing ships. If you think about masts, now think about three sheets in the wind. One sheet meant you had a buzz but you continue working. Then we get to two, and three sheets. (Look it up. Ain't lying here.)

I was seven sheets to the wind after three shots.

Ryan Reynolds Insult GIF by The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard


@Krimson I have a pepperoncini moonshine.
 
Good moonshine around here is sold for around $40 a quart.

Story time:

I was working in the front yard one day and had just finished one side. I stopped, opened a beer, and my neighbor asked me if I wanted a shot. WTH, right? Then he asked if wanted another. And then another.

One sheet in the wind originates from old sailing ships. If you think about masts, now think about three sheets in the wind. One sheet meant you had a buzz but you continue working. Then we get to two, and three sheets. (Look it up. Ain't lying here.)

I was seven sheets to the wind after three shots.

Ryan Reynolds Insult GIF by The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard's Wife's Bodyguard


@Krimson I have a pepperoncini moonshine.
That's a new one on me. I've had several fruit flavors but never pepper. I am not a huge shine fan but good unflavored shine in the 100 proof range is my preference if I drink it.

I really want to try making some just for the hell of it.
 
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