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Bryan Harsin is a thief from Idaho.
Let me ask everyone a serious question: does this cowboy ā this Bandit from Boise ā have no moral code? Is nothing sacred anymore? Canāt anything be done to stop this man of mischief?
Nope.
And itās glorious.
And Iām really starting to like this guy.
Everyone loves a good black-hat villain in the SEC, and Harsin is wearing it today. On Thursday, Auburnās football coach did something many longtime fans of the league would have once considered unthinkable. Harsin straight up stole a former five-star recruit off the roster of the rival Georgia Bulldogs.
Iām guessing Pat Dye would approve.
Harsin walked into the Bulldogsā receiver room this week, and left with a former freshman All-American. Demetris Robertson wore black and red in the Deep Southās Oldest Rivalry last season, but this fall heāll be dressed out in burnt orange and navy blue. Heās the third transfer this offseason to go from an SEC school to Auburn, but the others were from Vanderbilt and LSU.
It feels different when itās a chief rival, right? Not dirtier, because itās all within the rules, but maybe somehow more intimate. This isnāt just business. This is personal.
This is the new world of college football. Does it matter which sideline of the Iron Bowl youāre standing on as long as youāre playing in the game? Maybe not in a few years.
Robertson was once the top-rated high school receiver in the country and a freshman All-American for Cal. Now heās just looking for a way to improve his NFL draft stock before his collegiate eligibility expires, and the best option, apparently, was the nuclear one.
Push the red button to see Scott Cochranās head explode.
Over the past week or so, Auburnās poker-faced Harsin has finally started to show some of his playing cards, and thereās some substance to go along with all the coach-speak. Still not sure what to expect from the Tigers under athletic director Allen Greeneās big bold replacement for Gus Malzahn, but at least now we know Harsin has the required skills needed to steal from an SEC neighbor.
Hey, anything to help Bo Nix sell sweet tea.
Theyāre all thieves, folks, so letās not kid ourselves. The game now is just about knowing what to take. Georgia recently added a former five-star receiver from LSU, Arik Gilbert of Marietta, Georgia. Was Robertson addition by subtraction for Georgia, or will losing him to Auburn come back to haunt Smart and his staff like quarterback Justin Fields?
Yeah, Smart will never live that one down.
Itās not just about recruiting high school players anymore. From now on, coaches also will be measured and judged by their ability to steal transfers and retain talent. All things considered, Harsin is having a good summer after being handicapped by the NCAAās extended recruiting moratorium due to the COVID-19 pandemic. In addition to Robertsonās commitment, Harsin also landed a huge special teams recruit this week, class of 2022 kicker Alex McPherson.
Again, anything to see Scott Cochranās face catch on fire. Metaphorically, of course.
Maybe Auburn isnāt going to be so mediocre this season after all. Auburn fans seem willing to give greenhorn Harsin a pass for the 2021 season ā I donāt believe it ā but it appears like he has different plans. Donāt chisel Alabamaās name on the SEC West division trophy just yet. Harsin might steal that, too, if Alabama coach Nick Saban isnāt careful.
Oh, and lock up that diamond-crusted roster down in Tuscaloosa while yāall are at it. Thereās a burglar on the prowl this summer. Auburn needed a veteran receiver for Nix going into fall camp, so Harsin looked around and took one from Georgia like he was pulling a gold chain right off Kirby Smartās neck.
How is Auburn possibly supposed to compete with Georgia in 2021? Raid the āDawg house, of course.
Robertson, while extremely gifted, apparently didnāt impress Smart enough in practice over the last three years to earn more chances on the field. The Savannah, Georgia, native then allegedly did something regrettable in February when he allegedly removed a parking boot from his car on campus. Who among us, right?
Athens, Georgia, and its silly parking rules ā¦ Has anyone ever paid for a single parking ticket in the entire history of Alabama? The answer is heck no.
Park wherever you want in Auburn, Demetris. In fact, the parking authority might even throw in an endorsement deal if you score a touchdown against Georgia.
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Let me ask everyone a serious question: does this cowboy ā this Bandit from Boise ā have no moral code? Is nothing sacred anymore? Canāt anything be done to stop this man of mischief?
Nope.
And itās glorious.
And Iām really starting to like this guy.
Everyone loves a good black-hat villain in the SEC, and Harsin is wearing it today. On Thursday, Auburnās football coach did something many longtime fans of the league would have once considered unthinkable. Harsin straight up stole a former five-star recruit off the roster of the rival Georgia Bulldogs.
Iām guessing Pat Dye would approve.
Harsin walked into the Bulldogsā receiver room this week, and left with a former freshman All-American. Demetris Robertson wore black and red in the Deep Southās Oldest Rivalry last season, but this fall heāll be dressed out in burnt orange and navy blue. Heās the third transfer this offseason to go from an SEC school to Auburn, but the others were from Vanderbilt and LSU.
It feels different when itās a chief rival, right? Not dirtier, because itās all within the rules, but maybe somehow more intimate. This isnāt just business. This is personal.
This is the new world of college football. Does it matter which sideline of the Iron Bowl youāre standing on as long as youāre playing in the game? Maybe not in a few years.
Robertson was once the top-rated high school receiver in the country and a freshman All-American for Cal. Now heās just looking for a way to improve his NFL draft stock before his collegiate eligibility expires, and the best option, apparently, was the nuclear one.
Push the red button to see Scott Cochranās head explode.
Over the past week or so, Auburnās poker-faced Harsin has finally started to show some of his playing cards, and thereās some substance to go along with all the coach-speak. Still not sure what to expect from the Tigers under athletic director Allen Greeneās big bold replacement for Gus Malzahn, but at least now we know Harsin has the required skills needed to steal from an SEC neighbor.
Hey, anything to help Bo Nix sell sweet tea.
Theyāre all thieves, folks, so letās not kid ourselves. The game now is just about knowing what to take. Georgia recently added a former five-star receiver from LSU, Arik Gilbert of Marietta, Georgia. Was Robertson addition by subtraction for Georgia, or will losing him to Auburn come back to haunt Smart and his staff like quarterback Justin Fields?
Yeah, Smart will never live that one down.
Itās not just about recruiting high school players anymore. From now on, coaches also will be measured and judged by their ability to steal transfers and retain talent. All things considered, Harsin is having a good summer after being handicapped by the NCAAās extended recruiting moratorium due to the COVID-19 pandemic. In addition to Robertsonās commitment, Harsin also landed a huge special teams recruit this week, class of 2022 kicker Alex McPherson.
Again, anything to see Scott Cochranās face catch on fire. Metaphorically, of course.
Maybe Auburn isnāt going to be so mediocre this season after all. Auburn fans seem willing to give greenhorn Harsin a pass for the 2021 season ā I donāt believe it ā but it appears like he has different plans. Donāt chisel Alabamaās name on the SEC West division trophy just yet. Harsin might steal that, too, if Alabama coach Nick Saban isnāt careful.
Oh, and lock up that diamond-crusted roster down in Tuscaloosa while yāall are at it. Thereās a burglar on the prowl this summer. Auburn needed a veteran receiver for Nix going into fall camp, so Harsin looked around and took one from Georgia like he was pulling a gold chain right off Kirby Smartās neck.
How is Auburn possibly supposed to compete with Georgia in 2021? Raid the āDawg house, of course.
Robertson, while extremely gifted, apparently didnāt impress Smart enough in practice over the last three years to earn more chances on the field. The Savannah, Georgia, native then allegedly did something regrettable in February when he allegedly removed a parking boot from his car on campus. Who among us, right?
Athens, Georgia, and its silly parking rules ā¦ Has anyone ever paid for a single parking ticket in the entire history of Alabama? The answer is heck no.
Park wherever you want in Auburn, Demetris. In fact, the parking authority might even throw in an endorsement deal if you score a touchdown against Georgia.
Auburn coach Bryan Harsin, the Bandit from Boise, strikes again
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