| FTBL My wife is a little PO'd

[Bamapossum]

We just got back from eating out. We both wore our Alabama shirts tonight as we were not eating at a fancy place. She even had on her little Bama bracelet and earrings.

We were seated at our table and the waitress came over. She said, "I don't know if I can wait on Alabama fans. I was born and raised in Auburn."

Without missing a beat, I said, "I thought I smelled cow$h!t. No tip for you."

My wife turned beet red. I mean she burned a friggin hole through me. It was just a gut reaction and it came falling out of my mouth. I have spent too much time on the forums.

I told the girl I was joking, and she thought it was kind of funny. I hope that was really special sauce on my steak sandwich.

 

[Bamsambo]

I'm thinking maybe you should plan a more romantic interlude for tomorrow night, during halftime of course.

 

[Guest]

I wouldn't go back.

 

[thebutcher]

I wouldn't go back either. RICK4BAMA!!!!! U ever eat @TJ rockers?

 

[JoshB]

lmao that is an awesome story.

 

[Guest]

I wouldn't go back either. RICK4BAMA!!!!! U ever eat @TJ rockers?

Yes I have. One time after church service was show. The next time was on a Friday night. Still not all that great service. May go back and try one more time.

 

[Guest]

We just got back from eating out. We both wore our Alabama shirts tonight as we were not eating at a fancy place. She even had on her little Bama bracelet and earrings.

We were seated at our table and the waitress came over. She said, "I don't know if I can wait on Alabama fans. I was born and raised in Auburn."

Without missing a beat, I said, "I thought I smelled cow$h!t. No tip for you."

My wife turned beet red. I mean she burned a friggin hole through me. It was just a gut reaction and it came falling out of my mouth. I have spent too much time on the forums.

I told the girl I was joking, and she thought it was kind of funny. I hope that was really special sauce on my steak sandwich.

That might be the best thing Ive ever read on here

 

[TerryP]

How old was the waitress?

 

[Guest]

Divorce her....NOW!!!!!

:lol:

 

[Bamapossum]

How old was the waitress?

She was probably in her early 30's.

 

[TerryP]

How old was the waitress?

She was probably in her early 30's.

Then you were nice to her...always could have made a quip about growing up in Auburn has gotten you to this?

 

[NTT]

How old was the waitress?

She was probably in her early 30's.

Then you were nice to her...always could have made a quip about growing up in Auburn has gotten you to this?

Nice