🏈 Merry Christmas

All I want for Christmas is a Sugar Bowl!

Merry Christmas from up here in the Great White North!!!


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Santa came by last night and visited. I was not asleep yet and when he came down the chimney. I had to ask him a few questions?

Question: Santa, Why are you so jolly.
Answer: Because I know where all the naughty girls live.

Question: How do you know if a man is a true BAMA fan.
Answer: A true BAMA man buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until 24 December to do his Christmas shopping.

Question: What Christmas Song is this: What Christmas song is this: ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?
Answer: No L

Question: What is the best Christmas present for an electrician?
Answer: Shorts

Question: What Nationality are you
Answer: North Polish

Question: Why do you have a garden at the North Pole?
Answer: So I can Hoe Hoe Hoe all year.

Question: How can you make it like Christmas All Year.
Answer: Just go to work and work hard while the fat man in a suit gets the credit

Question: What is the favorite Christmas Carol in the Middle East
Answer: Camel ye Faithful
 
Thought this was a cool tweet by women's basketball Coach Kristy Curry.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Merry Christmas! <a href="http://t.co/9bBDdDM0Bd">pic.twitter.com/9bBDdDM0Bd</a></p>&mdash; Coach Kristy Curry (@CoachCurry) <a href="https://twitter.com/CoachCurry/statuses/415946479996776448">December 25, 2013</a></blockquote>
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