Merry Christmas ya'll. Stuff your faces with food, enjoy the moments with your kids and family, and destroy the wrapping paper when you open your presents.
Santa came by last night and visited. I was not asleep yet and when he came down the chimney. I had to ask him a few questions?
Question: Santa, Why are you so jolly.
Answer: Because I know where all the naughty girls live.
Question: How do you know if a man is a true BAMA fan.
Answer: A true BAMA man buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until 24 December to do his Christmas shopping.
Question: What Christmas Song is this: What Christmas song is this: ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?
Answer: No L
Question: What is the best Christmas present for an electrician?
Answer: Shorts
Question: What Nationality are you
Answer: North Polish
Question: Why do you have a garden at the North Pole?
Answer: So I can Hoe Hoe Hoe all year.
Question: How can you make it like Christmas All Year.
Answer: Just go to work and work hard while the fat man in a suit gets the credit
Question: What is the favorite Christmas Carol in the Middle East
Answer: Camel ye Faithful
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