🏈 Meltdown Time!!!

[UAgrad93]

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2014/12/2/7318011/nsfw-its-meltdown-time-rivalry-week-edition

You guys know the rules!!! Rivalry Week Meltdowns at their best!!

 

[Bamabww]

Several good ones but my favorite:
Rather than continuing to be a UGA football fan maybe 2 or 3 Saturdays a year, during football season, I'll just wake up and stab myself in the nuts with an ice pick. It'll save me time and money. Then I can come on here and just talk about how much it hurts to get stabbed in the nuts with an ice pick, and how much I wish it didn't hurt to get stabbed in the nuts with an ice pick. And in the offseason I can hope this year I don't stab myself in the nuts with an ice pick, knowing full well that I probably will. But I sure have more time and money on my hands.

 

[PhillyGirl]

Dan: "Okay Dak, lets run it up the middle."
Dak: "Coach, we did that last play."
Dan: "Yea, but this time we're going to be tricky about it."

Being a Dawg fan is like being married to a drug addict. You think she's turned the corner, then craps all over Thanksgiving dinner

Anyone else think the NCAA should switch to 99-yard fields?

I think the offense is smoking a bong in the huddle.

Those hand picked refs by saban really paid off in a big way.

Thank God I bought a copy of Grand Theft Auto this week. Time to run and gun a bunch of casual civilians so I can get a taste of what it's like to be Bama in the 2nd half of this game.

I hope you Bams all get stomach flu. Go Mizzou. If not go #4. If not go #2 or #3. What a wasted year. Thanks SEC office for the stupidest schedule in the history of the SEC.

 

[UAgrad93]

So we've completed some good passes, and had some success running on the edges, but what if run Dak up the middle one more time to make sure that play won't work.

Dawg folks that cling to CMR are like the guy that hangs on to the bad Girlfriend because she gave him his first piece...keeps remembering the good way it started so he keeps overlooking that she's effing all his friends years later.
TECH HAS MADE CHUBB FLACCID.
GET SOME VIAGRA.

I'm going to play call of duty afn get owned by 10 yr olds. That's much better than this shit show.

FIRE EVERYONE
undisciplined, uncoached, unskilled. Im done.

Ellis Johnson is Eric Ramsey in disguise.
Thank God I bought a copy of Grand Theft Auto this week. Time to run and gun a bunch of casual civilians so I can get a taste of what it's like to be Bama in the 2nd half of this game.

 

[bama alum]

These Auburn and Texas ones are hilarious!!

 

[RollllTide!]

My favorite. Being a Dawg fan is like having a girfriend that runs around on you and tells you about every detail.

 

[bcracker]

Here's mine: "Being a Dawg fan is like being married to a drug addict. You think she's turned the corner, then craps all over Thanksgiving dinner"

"Auburn fans love Auburn, Alabama fans love Alabama football." Roll Tide!