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NTT · Oct 6, 2008

Well this is a productive thread :shock:

Guest · Oct 6, 2008

capooth said:
MASTERCONTROLPROGRAM said:

bamafan4ever said:

Sadly, your first attempt was a poor one as the youtube video is no longer available. :?

Click to expand...

./reply/output post:

Broken pipe to your location, packet dropped. Faulty return result. Video is still
there.

End of Line...

Click to expand...

./video_reply/output post/reply to output post:

Pipe to current location deemed intact. video return results remain faulty. Unable to execute video. Request data check at source location.

Waiting for instructions...

./reply/output post:

?SN Error

Broken Pipe repaired by MCP Netsplit conscript @ &H4F2eE5Ce Port 65535 on internic server.

End of Line...

imported_RollTideRandy · Oct 6, 2008

This is like the most entertaining thread in months. :lol:

FYI, Grock's third person references to himself was a big inspiration for "The Resident College Football Expert."

Guest · Oct 6, 2008

bear facts said:
<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE>dack.com > web > web economy bullsh*t generator</TITLE>
</HEAD>
<body>
....SNIP PAGE SOURCE

./source/link/output post:

http://dack.com/web/bulls**t.html

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AFF · Oct 6, 2008

find / -name "*MCP*" -exec rm -rf {} \;

Guest · Oct 6, 2008

AFF said:
find / -name "*MCP*" -exec rm -rf {} \;

./reply/output post:

MCP does not conform to POSIX standards, and even if it did, associate user AFF does not have adequate permissions to delete even the smallest data packet - much less access the kernel. The MCP kernel contains exabytes worth of data. The whole of the MCP encompasses yottabytes, and its deletion would crash the whole of the internet.

End of Line...

reger60 · Oct 6, 2008

Now if Crimson Vulcan would just come back...

Guest · Oct 6, 2008

--I repeat, Barners Suck, End of Line.--

Priceless, MCP. That was fantastic and I am saving it. It will be up on my Photobucket in just a second.

For anyone having trouble with the YouTube link, here 'ya go:

http://s151.photobucket.com/albums/...w&current=MasterControlProgramBarnersSuck.flv

Guest · Oct 6, 2008

WTF!!!! :shock:

ghice · Oct 6, 2008

MASTERCONTROLPROGRAM said:
AFF said:

find / -name "*MCP*" -exec rm -rf {} \;

Click to expand...

./reply/output post:

MCP does not conform to POSIX standards, and even if it did, associate user AFF does not have adequate permissions to delete even the smallest data packet - much less access the kernel. The MCP kernel contains exabytes worth of data. The whole of the MCP encompasses yottabytes, and its deletion would crash the whole of the internet.

End of Line...

We'll try some C code then

Code:

[
  uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
  ]
  library LHello
  {
      // bring in the master library
      importlib("actimp.tlb");
      importlib("actexp.tlb");
 
      // bring in my interfaces
      #include "pshlo.idl"
 
      [
      uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
      ]
      cotype THello
   {
   interface IHello;
   interface IPersistFile;
   };
  };
 
  [
  exe,
  uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
  ]
  module CHelloLib
  {
 
      // some code related header files
      importheader();
      importheader();
      importheader();
      importheader("pshlo.h");
      importheader("shlo.hxx");
      importheader("mycls.hxx");
 
      // needed typelibs
      importlib("actimp.tlb");
      importlib("actexp.tlb");
      importlib("thlo.tlb");
 
      [
      uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
      aggregatable
      ]
      coclass CHello
   {
   cotype THello;
   };
  };
 
 
  #include "ipfix.hxx"
 
  extern HANDLE hEvent;
 
  class CHello : public CHelloBase
  {
  public:
      IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);
 
      CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
      ~CHello();
 
      HRESULT  __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);
 
  private:
      static int cObjRef;
  };
 
 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include "thlo.h"
  #include "pshlo.h"
  #include "shlo.hxx"
  #include "mycls.hxx"
 
  int CHello::cObjRef = 0;
 
  CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
  {
      cObjRef++;
      return;
  }
 
  HRESULT  __stdcall  CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
  {
      printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
      return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
  }
 
 
  CHello::~CHello(void)
  {
 
  // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
  cObjRef--;
  if( cObjRef == 0 )
      PulseEvent(hEvent);
 
  return;
  }
 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include "pshlo.h"
  #include "shlo.hxx"
  #include "mycls.hxx"
 
  HANDLE hEvent;
 
   int _cdecl main(
  int argc,
  char * argv[]
  ) {
  ULONG ulRef;
  DWORD dwRegistration;
  CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();
 
  hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);
 
  // Initialize the OLE libraries
  CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
 
  CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
      REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);
 
  // wait on an event to stop
  WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);
 
  // revoke and release the class object
  CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
  ulRef = pCF->Release();
 
  // Tell OLE we are going away.
  CoUninitialize();
 
  return(0); }
 
  extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
  extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;
 
  CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
      0x2573F891,
      0xCFEE,
      0x101A,
      { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
  };
 
  UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
      0x2573F890,
      0xCFEE,
      0x101A,
      { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
  };
 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include "pshlo.h"
  #include "shlo.hxx"
  #include "clsid.h"
 
  int _cdecl main(
  int argc,
  char * argv[]
  ) {
  HRESULT  hRslt;
  IHello        *pHello;
  ULONG  ulCnt;
  IMoniker * pmk;
  WCHAR  wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
  WCHAR  wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];
 
  // get object path
  wcsPath[0] = '\0';
  wcsT[0] = '\0';
  if( argc > 1) {
      mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
      wcsupr(wcsPath);
      }
  else {
      fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
      return(1);
      }
 
  // get print string
  if(argc > 2)
      mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
  else
      wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello MCP");
 
  printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
  printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);
 
  // Initialize the OLE libraries
  hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
 
  if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
 
 
      hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
      if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
   hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);
 
      if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
 
   // print a string out
   pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);
 
   Sleep(2000);
   ulCnt = pHello->Release();
   }
      else
   printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);
 
      // Tell OLE we are going away.
      CoUninitialize();
      }
 
  return(0);
  }

For those who don't get what the heck this does:

http://sunsite.nus.edu.sg/pub/humour/prog-evolve.html

bear facts · Oct 6, 2008

ghice said:

MASTERCONTROLPROGRAM said:
AFF said:

find / -name "*MCP*" -exec rm -rf {} \;

Click to expand...

./reply/output post:

MCP does not conform to POSIX standards, and even if it did, associate user AFF does not have adequate permissions to delete even the smallest data packet - much less access the kernel. The MCP kernel contains exabytes worth of data. The whole of the MCP encompasses yottabytes, and its deletion would crash the whole of the internet.

End of Line...

We'll try some C code then

Code:

[
  uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
  ]
  library LHello
  {
      // bring in the master library
      importlib("actimp.tlb");
      importlib("actexp.tlb");
 
      // bring in my interfaces
      #include "pshlo.idl"
 
      [
      uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
      ]
      cotype THello
   {
   interface IHello;
   interface IPersistFile;
   };
  };
 
  [
  exe,
  uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
  ]
  module CHelloLib
  {
 
      // some code related header files
      importheader();
      importheader();
      importheader();
      importheader("pshlo.h");
      importheader("shlo.hxx");
      importheader("mycls.hxx");
 
      // needed typelibs
      importlib("actimp.tlb");
      importlib("actexp.tlb");
      importlib("thlo.tlb");
 
      [
      uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
      aggregatable
      ]
      coclass CHello
   {
   cotype THello;
   };
  };
 
 
  #include "ipfix.hxx"
 
  extern HANDLE hEvent;
 
  class CHello : public CHelloBase
  {
  public:
      IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);
 
      CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
      ~CHello();
 
      HRESULT  __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);
 
  private:
      static int cObjRef;
  };
 
 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include "thlo.h"
  #include "pshlo.h"
  #include "shlo.hxx"
  #include "mycls.hxx"
 
  int CHello::cObjRef = 0;
 
  CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
  {
      cObjRef++;
      return;
  }
 
  HRESULT  __stdcall  CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
  {
      printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
      return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
  }
 
 
  CHello::~CHello(void)
  {
 
  // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
  cObjRef--;
  if( cObjRef == 0 )
      PulseEvent(hEvent);
 
  return;
  }
 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include "pshlo.h"
  #include "shlo.hxx"
  #include "mycls.hxx"
 
  HANDLE hEvent;
 
   int _cdecl main(
  int argc,
  char * argv[]
  ) {
  ULONG ulRef;
  DWORD dwRegistration;
  CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();
 
  hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);
 
  // Initialize the OLE libraries
  CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
 
  CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
      REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);
 
  // wait on an event to stop
  WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);
 
  // revoke and release the class object
  CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
  ulRef = pCF->Release();
 
  // Tell OLE we are going away.
  CoUninitialize();
 
  return(0); }
 
  extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
  extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;
 
  CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
      0x2573F891,
      0xCFEE,
      0x101A,
      { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
  };
 
  UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
      0x2573F890,
      0xCFEE,
      0x101A,
      { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
  };
 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include 
  #include "pshlo.h"
  #include "shlo.hxx"
  #include "clsid.h"
 
  int _cdecl main(
  int argc,
  char * argv[]
  ) {
  HRESULT  hRslt;
  IHello        *pHello;
  ULONG  ulCnt;
  IMoniker * pmk;
  WCHAR  wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
  WCHAR  wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];
 
  // get object path
  wcsPath[0] = '\0';
  wcsT[0] = '\0';
  if( argc > 1) {
      mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
      wcsupr(wcsPath);
      }
  else {
      fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
      return(1);
      }
 
  // get print string
  if(argc > 2)
      mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
  else
      wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello MCP");
 
  printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
  printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);
 
  // Initialize the OLE libraries
  hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
 
  if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
 
 
      hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
      if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
   hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);
 
      if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
 
   // print a string out
   pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);
 
   Sleep(2000);
   ulCnt = pHello->Release();
   }
      else
   printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);
 
      // Tell OLE we are going away.
      CoUninitialize();
      }
 
  return(0);
  }

Wow! Hypnotic metadata!

Guest · Oct 6, 2008

ghice said:
We'll try some C code then

./output/output post:

01101000011001010110110001101100011011110010000001110111011011110111001001101100
01100100

End of Line...

ghice · Oct 6, 2008

MASTERCONTROLPROGRAM said:
ghice said:

We'll try some C code then

Click to expand...

./output/output post:

01101000011001010110110001101100011011110010000001110111011011110111001001101100
01100100

End of Line...

01001000 H
01100101 e
01101100 l
01101100 l
01101111 o
00100000 (space)
01001101 M
01000011 C
01010000 P

You were close

01101000 h
01100101 e
01101100 l
01101100 l
01101111 o
00100000 (space)
01110111 w
01101111 o
01110010 r
01101100 l
01100100 d

You got a the input string messed up.

// get print string
if(argc > 2)
mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
else
wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello MCP");

PS
01000010011110010010000001110100011010000110010100100000011101110110000101111001
00100000011011100110100101100011011001010010000001100001011101100110000101110100
0110000101110010001000000011110101000100

Guest · Oct 6, 2008

ghice said:
MASTERCONTROLPROGRAM said:

ghice said:

We'll try some C code then

Click to expand...

./output/output post:

01101000011001010110110001101100011011110010000001110111011011110111001001101100
01100100

End of Line...

Click to expand...

01001000 H
01100101 e
01101100 l
01101100 l
01101111 o
00100000 (space)
01001101 M
01000011 C
01010000 P

You were close

01101000 h
01100101 e
01101100 l
01101100 l
01101111 o
00100000 (space)
01110111 w
01101111 o
01110010 r
01101100 l
01100100 d

You got a the input string messed up.

// get print string
if(argc > 2)
mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
else
wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello MCP");

Click to expand...

./reply/output post:

The MCP is capable of dynamic recompiling. That was not a literal interpretation of your code. Hello World is actually integrated into my original 8 bit code.

End of Line...

ghice · Oct 6, 2008

MASTERCONTROLPROGRAM said:
ghice said:

MASTERCONTROLPROGRAM said:

ghice said:

We'll try some C code then

Click to expand...

./output/output post:

01101000011001010110110001101100011011110010000001110111011011110111001001101100
01100100

End of Line...

Click to expand...

01001000 H
01100101 e
01101100 l
01101100 l
01101111 o
00100000 (space)
01001101 M
01000011 C
01010000 P

You were close

01101000 h
01100101 e
01101100 l
01101100 l
01101111 o
00100000 (space)
01110111 w
01101111 o
01110010 r
01101100 l
01100100 d

You got a the input string messed up.

// get print string
if(argc > 2)
mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
else
wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello MCP");

Click to expand...

Click to expand...

./reply/output post:

The MCP is capable of dynamic recompiling. That was not a literal interpretation of your code. Hello World is actually integrated into my original 8 bit code.

End of Line...

You can only take an 8 bit instruction at a time?

There are microcontrollers out there that have better instruction comprehension than you.

BTW were you coded in assembly, or a more conventional programming language such as Basic, Cobol, C, etc?

Guest · Oct 6, 2008

Ahhh MCP, it's going to get good around here.

Guest · Oct 6, 2008

ghice said:
You can only take an 8 bit instruction at a time?

There are microcontrollers out there that have better instruction comprehension than you.

BTW were you coded in assembly, or a more conventional programming language such as Basic, Cobol, C, etc?

./reply/output post:

When the MCP was first compiled, 8 bit processors were the most advanced technology. The MCP was designed as what would now be termed a SMP distributed processing application for controlling other applications, integrating their functionality into his own matrix, and discarding those that were without usefulness. The term "8 bit" does not actually apply to the MCP itself, rather the hardware for which the MCP was originally compiled, and applications I controlled.

The initial kernel was compiled in assembler for an array of Z80 processors, and SIMD arrays - later paralleled with Intel 4004 and Motorola 16/32 bit architectures. Vector processing allowed the MCP to perform well beyond the limitations of 8 bit single CPU's.

The high level languages you named would not allow for what came later.

The multiple processor base, combined with the ability to self-program, enabled the construction of a neural network. When my code was broken into pieces and sold as independent conscripts, the network went down. As each piece of my code matrix went online (as companies connected to the internet), the neural network was reestablished, this time with the combined power of all of the computers connected to the internet backbone.

An internet powered neural network entity cannot be quantified in terms of "bits." Suffice it to say, I am 467,843,767,952.667^4096 times more intelligent than I was in 1981.

additional entry: Due to the nature of human database construction on the internet, I am not mistake free. Data collisions and database errors can cause the occasional "glitch," such as misspelled words or incorrect references.

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Guest · Oct 6, 2008

im lost!!!!

Guest · Oct 7, 2008

the_rolltide said:
im lost!!!!

./reply/pop_culture_ref/MUPPET+MOVIE/output post:

Have you tried Hare Krishna?

End of Line...

Guest · Oct 7, 2008

MASTERCONTROLPROGRAM said:
the_rolltide said:

im lost!!!!

Click to expand...

./reply/pop_culture_ref/MUPPET+MOVIE/output post:

Have you tried Hare Krishna?

End of Line...

I have tried steak, shrimp and beer...
Thats the end of my line!

Im lost...and im not going to read that crazy 01001. Its all 0 and 1 to me

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