Let's make a story game

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(I'm skipping over @Big Balls answer because it doesn't make sense in my head.)

is full of unused

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

female sanitary napkins that

 

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PhillyGirl left when she

 

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Got drunk and stayed

 

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over at 2's spare

 

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Room inside his murdercloset

 

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which conveniently has a

 

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Trap door under the

 

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refrigerator. She moved the

 

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Huge bag of dildos

 

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that 2 keeps there

 

[PhillyGirl]

and gave one to

 

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Big Balls for solo

 

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Then Biff appeared and

 

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started screaming about Tapatalk

 

[QuackQuackBang]

while riding a sybian

 

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and cursing about vicodin

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

induced insomnia causing him

 

[PhillyGirl]

severe hallucinations of

 

[Barnabus Stinson]

Caitlyn Jenner prancing around