🏈 It's Rivalry MELTDOWN Time!! NSFW

[UAgrad93]

NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Rivalry week

I can think of no greater punishment than having to listen to Verne tell every story about how much he loves Bama while their true freshman QB and Kiffin dip their nuts into Malzahn's mouth.

 

[bama alum]

Thanks for posting this!

 

[rueben]

18Not So Fun Fact: Bama has never lost to Auburn in a year where a Cuban dictator has died.
Well, he ain't wrong...

 

[bamaledge]

It really wasn't all that good.

 

[alabamajack]

It really wasn't all that good.

It was kinda disappointing not seeing any good meltdown posts. was really hoping for some classic s

 

[bama alum]

It was kinda disappointing not seeing any good meltdown posts. was really hoping for some classic s

I think the lot of the barners were already resigned to their fate. Disappointed there wasn't a section of Florida fans there. Maybe next week...

 

[Crtuneman]

Melt of the year?

"This might have been the most miserable Iron Bowl of my young life, more than when we could’ve lost by 100 and didn’t. Bamers would’ve been so gotdamn pissed if they went 14-1 to a national title with that 1 loss being to us, and they almost gave it to us too. A freshman QB finally looked like a freshman QB and gave us all the extra possessions we could ask for. But Gus and his short bus trot out an offense that couldn’t score a touchdown on a Big 12 defense. I’m tired of being the little brother. I’m tired of always losing to bama. Even the kick 6 has lost its luster from the mindblowing amount of times it’s mentioned and the fact that it only got us to lose a national championship leaving those bama fuckers laughing even after we won. I hope the waffle house people shit on his waffle and piss in his OJ and make that bitch drink it. Lastly I think it’d be so damn fitting if Nick Saban actually was the devil, because there would be no worse punishment than for Nick Saban cracking a tiger-tailed whip with war eagle feathers over my back as my front is burned in a lake of lava-acid while he yells roll tide for all eternity."

 

[JoshB]

Melt of the year?

"This might have been the most miserable Iron Bowl of my young life, more than when we could’ve lost by 100 and didn’t. Bamers would’ve been so gotdamn pissed if they went 14-1 to a national title with that 1 loss being to us, and they almost gave it to us too. A freshman QB finally looked like a freshman QB and gave us all the extra possessions we could ask for. But Gus and his short bus trot out an offense that couldn’t score a touchdown on a Big 12 defense. I’m tired of being the little brother. I’m tired of always losing to bama. Even the kick 6 has lost its luster from the mindblowing amount of times it’s mentioned and the fact that it only got us to lose a national championship leaving those bama fuckers laughing even after we won. I hope the waffle house people **** on his waffle and piss in his OJ and make that bitch drink it. Lastly I think it’d be so damn fitting if Nick Saban actually was the devil, because there would be no worse punishment than for Nick Saban cracking a tiger-tailed whip with war eagle feathers over my back as my front is burned in a lake of lava-acid while he yells roll tide for all eternity."

That shit was epic :rolf:

This one got an LOL out of me too:

I can think of no greater punishment than having to listen to Verne tell every story about how much he loves Bama while their true freshman QB and Kiffin dip their nuts into Malzahn's mouth.