of Fayettenam.
I rarely post on internet forums these days, but this week is special. This week, the red and white clad Ozark Mountain pig people make their annual trek to the Capstone to do battle against the Crimson Tide of Alabama.
They are an amazing people, with logic that befuddles the comprehension of most. This is THE POST of the Bama/Arkansas game, and the progression of Arkansas Razorpig logic from Sunday until Gameday! This is an accurate representation of what happens EVERY year, and has for the past 20 seasons...other than the internet.
Sunday: Wake up earlier than intended feeling less than Hawgish...don't feel like bacon. Head hurts from the combination of too much barbecue and Pabst. How the hell did Punxsutawney State score 28 points against our defense? Did that really happen? They outgained us. We only scored 38 and they gave up 43 to Clemson - and only scored 19....Alabama is going to skull-drag monkey stomp us this year. I need an alkaseltzer...and a beer. I don't think I will log onto the internets today...if I do, I will just "lurk" on Bama message boards...but I will create a creative name...Hawgalicious.... I don't want to eat any crow....Hmmm....those Bama fans think they have a good team...understandable.
Monday: Wake up feeling pig-ish...hangover almost gone....Eat Bacon for breakfast. Man that was tough going Saturday, but <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">Punxsutawney is a good team....after all, their loss to Clemson wasn't that bad...Clemson beat Auburn! Still, we gave up almost 400 yards passing to <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">Punxsutawney. There is a chance we might lose against Bama. A good chance...I think I will have a beer, get on the Bama message boards and talk to some fans...nicely....think I will register a new name....Hawgladyte... We are 3-0, and our opponents have a combined record so far of 0-8....but Its not like Bama has done anything significant this year either. Beating Penn State on the road is a decent win I guess....but Bama is a littlle bit overrated, at least on offense...and their fans think they are better than they are. They might skull drag us, but probably not.
Tuesday: Wake up feeling refreshed and Hawgadelic. Eat Bacon for breakfast, ham sandwich for lunch...It is good to be a Hawg!!!! We have such a GREAT coach and team this year that I cannot wait to see what happens this Saturday. Our QB is so awesome. our defense is much improved....Alabama doesn't improve. We almost beat them last year and this year might just be our year! Yes! I don't care that Alabama has 9 starters back off of a defense that was ranked top 5. We have the #1 offense in the SEC and maybe the country! We scored over 50 points on Missouri State! Bama only scored 48 on Kent and Kent's 0-3 isn't as good as Missouri State's 0-3. Yep....Bama is terribly overrated and gonna have their hands full in this one. Sooie! I think I will go talk a little smack on their message boards under a creative username like Hawgendaaz! I really believe we can win this! Get offended by something a Bama fan says and invite a few Hog friends over to explain how he is wrong. Yep, I am favoring Arkansas!
Wednesday: Wake up feeling like a Hog on steroids! Bacon for breakfast, Ham Sandwich for Lunch, BBQ for dinner. Sooooieeee PIG SOOIEEE!!! Being a hog is the greatest thing in the world! All other team's and fans only WISH they were Hog Level. Talked to a bama fan last night...I don't think he really believes they will win, he is trying to convince himself...after all, Arkansas has the best offense in college football, and our defense is a brick wall...I mean hey...we held New Freakin Mexico to just 300 yards of offense! That is a defense right there buddy...That Bama team gave up almost 170 to North Texas! Their offense only scored 41! Talk about teh suck! Well, their offense sucks and their defense is a bit overrated! We will win this game...will be tough, but we win it. <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">Saban better be ready to lose because Saint Bobby Petrino is coming and hell is coming with him! Dang trailer trash bama fans actually think they have a chance....pffft. Sooooiiieeeee pig! Were's my !@#$ internets! I gotta learn those bama fans a thing or two. I am Hawglips_Hoolihan! Stupid Bama fan wants to say it is the same song different year, but he is wrong...I will invite a bunch of my Arkansas friends over to tell him! Arkansas is going to dominate, bama fans get used to it. <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">Sooooieeee PIG SOOIEEE!!!
Thursday: Wake up feeling like a hog on magic mushrooms: eat bacon, ham, and bbq for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Gawd!!!!!! HAWG!!!!! BWAHAHAHAH! Bama gonna get it!!!! Bama overrated on offense, defense, special teams, everything! Saban is Petrino's !@#$ and this year we are going to win handily in Tuscaloosa! Gimme my keyboard and mouse! I gotta log into the Bama message boards and tell them all about how they suck and hawgs are the greatest!!! They already know that, I am sure, but I still must convince them! Silly bama fans thinking they have a chance lol!!!! The world will listen to someone with a name like HawgtimusPrime! And YOU SUCK, BAMA! Troy would DEMOLISH Pennate. Missouri State is FCS and not good at that level, but Kent is worse. Arkansas is going to skull drag Alabama!!! <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">Sooooieeee PIG SOOIEEE!!!
Friday: Wake up feeling like the divine pork that I am! Eat all things great and porkiful for all meals, because I can. And you cant. Because you suck. Because you are not a hog fan, and only hog fans do not suck. Ask me now and lose to me later, you will lose to hogs silly Bama boys. All your team is overrated, your coaches suck, and Petrino will dominate! Every team we played so far would dominate every team you have played so far. Your offense, defense, special teams, coaching, fans, stadium, and breakfast cereal are not as good as Arkansas!!!!!! You don't even need to show your mangy piece of crap team the way to the stadium! LOSERS! Who says so? HawgtiedTide says so dangit! Arkansas is gonna skull drag monkey stomp Bama. <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">Sooooieeee PIG SOOIEEE!!!
Saturday get up in state of Zen Hoggishness. Read Bama bords and laugh them off...silly bama fans. It is time for us to own you.
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Sunday: Wake up with a hangover. What the hell happened? How did we lose to Bama again? I thought Ingram graduated..who the heck is Lacy? After yesterday they may have to repave hwy 71 to Joplin with the way he was running...man it was bad. Well, no worries...I didn't say or do anything to make a fool out of myself....but we suck...but Alabama sucks too and is still overrated.
I rarely post on internet forums these days, but this week is special. This week, the red and white clad Ozark Mountain pig people make their annual trek to the Capstone to do battle against the Crimson Tide of Alabama.
They are an amazing people, with logic that befuddles the comprehension of most. This is THE POST of the Bama/Arkansas game, and the progression of Arkansas Razorpig logic from Sunday until Gameday! This is an accurate representation of what happens EVERY year, and has for the past 20 seasons...other than the internet.
Sunday: Wake up earlier than intended feeling less than Hawgish...don't feel like bacon. Head hurts from the combination of too much barbecue and Pabst. How the hell did Punxsutawney State score 28 points against our defense? Did that really happen? They outgained us. We only scored 38 and they gave up 43 to Clemson - and only scored 19....Alabama is going to skull-drag monkey stomp us this year. I need an alkaseltzer...and a beer. I don't think I will log onto the internets today...if I do, I will just "lurk" on Bama message boards...but I will create a creative name...Hawgalicious.... I don't want to eat any crow....Hmmm....those Bama fans think they have a good team...understandable.
Monday: Wake up feeling pig-ish...hangover almost gone....Eat Bacon for breakfast. Man that was tough going Saturday, but <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">Punxsutawney is a good team....after all, their loss to Clemson wasn't that bad...Clemson beat Auburn! Still, we gave up almost 400 yards passing to <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">Punxsutawney. There is a chance we might lose against Bama. A good chance...I think I will have a beer, get on the Bama message boards and talk to some fans...nicely....think I will register a new name....Hawgladyte... We are 3-0, and our opponents have a combined record so far of 0-8....but Its not like Bama has done anything significant this year either. Beating Penn State on the road is a decent win I guess....but Bama is a littlle bit overrated, at least on offense...and their fans think they are better than they are. They might skull drag us, but probably not.
Tuesday: Wake up feeling refreshed and Hawgadelic. Eat Bacon for breakfast, ham sandwich for lunch...It is good to be a Hawg!!!! We have such a GREAT coach and team this year that I cannot wait to see what happens this Saturday. Our QB is so awesome. our defense is much improved....Alabama doesn't improve. We almost beat them last year and this year might just be our year! Yes! I don't care that Alabama has 9 starters back off of a defense that was ranked top 5. We have the #1 offense in the SEC and maybe the country! We scored over 50 points on Missouri State! Bama only scored 48 on Kent and Kent's 0-3 isn't as good as Missouri State's 0-3. Yep....Bama is terribly overrated and gonna have their hands full in this one. Sooie! I think I will go talk a little smack on their message boards under a creative username like Hawgendaaz! I really believe we can win this! Get offended by something a Bama fan says and invite a few Hog friends over to explain how he is wrong. Yep, I am favoring Arkansas!
Wednesday: Wake up feeling like a Hog on steroids! Bacon for breakfast, Ham Sandwich for Lunch, BBQ for dinner. Sooooieeee PIG SOOIEEE!!! Being a hog is the greatest thing in the world! All other team's and fans only WISH they were Hog Level. Talked to a bama fan last night...I don't think he really believes they will win, he is trying to convince himself...after all, Arkansas has the best offense in college football, and our defense is a brick wall...I mean hey...we held New Freakin Mexico to just 300 yards of offense! That is a defense right there buddy...That Bama team gave up almost 170 to North Texas! Their offense only scored 41! Talk about teh suck! Well, their offense sucks and their defense is a bit overrated! We will win this game...will be tough, but we win it. <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">Saban better be ready to lose because Saint Bobby Petrino is coming and hell is coming with him! Dang trailer trash bama fans actually think they have a chance....pffft. Sooooiiieeeee pig! Were's my !@#$ internets! I gotta learn those bama fans a thing or two. I am Hawglips_Hoolihan! Stupid Bama fan wants to say it is the same song different year, but he is wrong...I will invite a bunch of my Arkansas friends over to tell him! Arkansas is going to dominate, bama fans get used to it. <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">Sooooieeee PIG SOOIEEE!!!
Thursday: Wake up feeling like a hog on magic mushrooms: eat bacon, ham, and bbq for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Gawd!!!!!! HAWG!!!!! BWAHAHAHAH! Bama gonna get it!!!! Bama overrated on offense, defense, special teams, everything! Saban is Petrino's !@#$ and this year we are going to win handily in Tuscaloosa! Gimme my keyboard and mouse! I gotta log into the Bama message boards and tell them all about how they suck and hawgs are the greatest!!! They already know that, I am sure, but I still must convince them! Silly bama fans thinking they have a chance lol!!!! The world will listen to someone with a name like HawgtimusPrime! And YOU SUCK, BAMA! Troy would DEMOLISH Pennate. Missouri State is FCS and not good at that level, but Kent is worse. Arkansas is going to skull drag Alabama!!! <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">Sooooieeee PIG SOOIEEE!!!
Friday: Wake up feeling like the divine pork that I am! Eat all things great and porkiful for all meals, because I can. And you cant. Because you suck. Because you are not a hog fan, and only hog fans do not suck. Ask me now and lose to me later, you will lose to hogs silly Bama boys. All your team is overrated, your coaches suck, and Petrino will dominate! Every team we played so far would dominate every team you have played so far. Your offense, defense, special teams, coaching, fans, stadium, and breakfast cereal are not as good as Arkansas!!!!!! You don't even need to show your mangy piece of crap team the way to the stadium! LOSERS! Who says so? HawgtiedTide says so dangit! Arkansas is gonna skull drag monkey stomp Bama. <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">Sooooieeee PIG SOOIEEE!!!
Saturday get up in state of Zen Hoggishness. Read Bama bords and laugh them off...silly bama fans. It is time for us to own you.
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Sunday: Wake up with a hangover. What the hell happened? How did we lose to Bama again? I thought Ingram graduated..who the heck is Lacy? After yesterday they may have to repave hwy 71 to Joplin with the way he was running...man it was bad. Well, no worries...I didn't say or do anything to make a fool out of myself....but we suck...but Alabama sucks too and is still overrated.
