🏈 In Alabama, Saban Has More Facebook Fans than God

[reger60]

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The all-powerful football coach edged out the all-powerful deity to claim the top spot in a ranking of Facebook fan page membership in the state. The omnipotent one -- God, not Saban -- did manage to finish ahead of Starbucks, Rick and Bubba and Chick-fil-A.

 

[psychojoe]

Somehow, I don't think the Almighty has a Facebook page.

 

[reger60]

Somehow, I don't think the Almighty has a Facebook page.

He does.
and he has over 3 million fans.

 

[benjamin]

Somehow, I don't think the Almighty has a Facebook page.

I think that someone is pretending to be God, but they are just trying to be funny. That person might pay for it when the end comes.

 

[Bo]

I think that someone is pretending to be God, but they are just trying to be funny. That person might pay for it when the end comes.

What, you don't think Jesus can post on Facebook?

Some folks say he can't hit a curveball either.

 

[reger60]

What, you don't think Jesus can post on Facebook?

Some folks say he can't hit a curveball either.

Jesus is more of a twitter kinda guy.

 

[Roll Tide Rev]

I think that someone is pretending to be God, but they are just trying to be funny. That person might pay for it when the end comes.

You are so right! I feel sorry for this dude.

 

[It Takes Eleven]

Jesus is more of a twitter kinda guy.

Reminds me of Bruce Almighty using "yahweh.com" instead of yahoo.

 

[Oiler99]

I can't believe someone took the time to write about something so off the wall. Wait, what am I saying, yes, I can believe it.

 

[Wiseace615]

Spencer Hall reported this on EDSBS as well. Link HERE

God was available for comment, but said he had to check with his boss before making any statements, and that it would be a while since Coach Bryant was at the track and wouldn't be back until Wednesday at the earliest, and maybe later depending on how many of his ponies came through.

 

[benjamin]

What, you don't think Jesus can post on Facebook?

Some folks say he can't hit a curveball either.

God dosen't do any of that stuff you idiot! In HIS eyes, that stuff is evil!

 

[UAgrad93]

I believe God and Jesus like things the old fashioned way.................. through prayer!!!

 

[benjamin]

A big AMEN to that:td:

 

[BamaCore]

God dosen't do any of that stuff you idiot! In HIS eyes, that stuff is evil!

Facebook and curveballs are evil? Well I'll be damned.

 

[benjamin]

YOU DON'T GET IT!!!!!! Stuff like facebook, myspace, twitter are evil in the lords eyes

 

[BamaCore]

YOU DON'T GET IT!!!!!! Stuff like facebook, myspace, twitter are evil in the lords eyes

Really now...

Please point out to me proof that God hates social networking since you have such an awesome grasp on it.

 

[Bo]

God dosen't do any of that stuff you idiot! In HIS eyes, that stuff is evil!

You've apparently never watched the movie Major League.

 

[Oiler99]

At any rate, Saban is a great coach, but he does not need to be compared to God.

 

[Oiler99]

I wouldn't say mywaste, tweeter, and fraudbook are necessarily evil, but pointless. But, that's just me.

 

[BamaCore]

They help me keep up with people I don't get to see on a regular basis....seems pretty nice to me...