🏈 Im flying in from Nantucket

[son of tradition]

I am flying in from Nantucket to go to the Miss St. game. Look for me, I'll be the one with the sign that reads "I flew here from Nantucket so Miss St. suck it.

 

[alagator]

I am flying in from Nantucket to go to the Miss St. game. Look for me, I'll be the one with the sign that reads "I flew here from Nantucket so Miss St. suck it.

Have you met any girls while you were there?

 

[son of tradition]

Have you met any girls while you were there?

Please, explain. If you are referencing the sign I wasn't serious.

 

[Guest]

There is an off color limerick that begins

There was a young girl from Nantuckett...

 

[son of tradition]

Getting off Topic but, It was actually a boy or so I thought. I am unfamiliar with the one about the girl.

There once was a boy from Nantucket Who went to the barn for a bucket. When he got to the door, His foot was so sore, That into the bucket he stuck it.

 

[alagator]

There is an off color limerick that begins

There was a young girl from Nantuckett...

Never thought I would see where that little limerick would have to be explained. Joe, I guess we are just a pair of old foggies.

 

[imported_Porter]

Tell my boy Roy Biggins I said howdy.

 

[alagator]

Tell my boy Roy Biggins I said howdy.

I pictured you more a Lowell kind of guy?

Me, I swooned after Helen. Before she packed on twenty or so.

 

[son of tradition]

Tell my boy Roy Biggins I said howdy.

He won't talk to me. All he does is sat at the airport and eat donuts and drink coffee. He did have a conversation with me about how much he loved Fulmer.

 

[imported_Porter]

Tell my boy Roy Biggins I said howdy.

I pictured you more a Lowell kind of guy?

Me, I swooned after Helen. Before she packed on twenty or so.

Yeah, shooting rats at the dump with Lowell was always a fun night, but Roy taught me everything I know.

 

[imported_Porter]

Tell my boy Roy Biggins I said howdy.

He won't talk to me. All he does is sat at the airport and eat donuts and drink coffee. He did have a conversation with me about how much he loved Fulmer.

He and I are both saddened about his firing today.

 

[Guest]

There is an off color limerick that begins

There was a young girl from Nantuckett...

Never thought I would see where that little limerick would have to be explained. Joe, I guess we are just a pair of old foggies.

I heard one about a guy from Nantuckett, but now feel deprived that I never heard the one about the girl.

 

[AFF]

These are hard to keep family friendly - but here goes:

Once there flew in a man from Nantucket
To see Mississippi State chuck it
For if they do pass
We'll pick six their @ss
If they run it won't help to tuck it

For the Bulldogs are playing in T'Town
Where opponents when dying do drown
In the Tide which is red
Their bodies have bled
'Tis enough to make Sly Croom frown!

 

[Guest]

Where the hell is Nantucket?

 

[son of tradition]

Once there flew in a man from Nantucket
To see Mississippi State chuck it
For if they do pass
We'll pick six their @ss
If they run it won't help to tuck it

For the Bulldogs are playing in T'Town
Where opponents when dying do drown
In the Tide which is red
Their bodies have bled
'Tis enough to make Sly Croom frown!

Freaking Awesome.

 

[AlabamaSlammer]

Where the hell is Nantucket?

Have you never seen the show Wings? Oh wait, you are only 21, never mind.

 

[AFF]

Where the hell is Nantucket?

There once lived a boy in a bucket
Who asked "where the hell is Nantucket?"
He looked at a map
Took off his cap
Scratched his head and then said F@*!ck it!"