🧑‍🤝‍🧑 / 🏡 I like this puzzle this morning. Dude in the middle is dead.

[TerryP]

There's a legit answer and you don't have to go to Substack to find it ...

 

[It Takes Eleven]

Yes, other than offing one of the guys with a knife, from the top slice both apples, removing a third of each. Two get a thw-thirds, while the third gets two one-third slices.